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My mom has a schizophrenic cat that terrorizes me on the daily. Is there anything that can be done?

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  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    I saw this movie. Your mom is just battling her inner demons....

    You might want to move in with the old lady down the street.
     
    #21 CCorn, Jan 21, 2015
  2. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    I'm about to rep you for having one of the funniest and most well-orchestrated OPs I've seen around here in a long time.

    Just waiting a little while to make sure you didn't lift it from another website. I've been burned before, you see.
     
    #22 ima_drummer2k, Jan 21, 2015
  3. Mr. Clutch

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    Step on the cat's paw when it reaches under the door like that
     
    #23 Mr. Clutch, Jan 21, 2015
  4. Cranberry_Juice

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  5. marky :)

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    I read it at first as BOTH your mom and her cat have schizophrenia and I almost felt sorry for you.

    Almost...
     
    #25 marky :), Jan 21, 2015
  6. ubigred

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    Take the cat to Bellaire and the Beltway. There's an animal shelter called Kim Son
     
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  7. heypartner

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    To stop being scared, just picture Justin Bieber as the cat, and you'll see the p***y for what it truly is.
     
    #27 heypartner, Jan 21, 2015
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  8. PhiSlammaJamma

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    lol. Good stuff.

    I'm about to go to a rescue to get some kittens this week too. but now, will demand to have a psychiatric test before take home.
     
    #28 PhiSlammaJamma, Jan 21, 2015
  9. Roc Paint

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    Spot on...and who are all of these people saying you shouldn't be able to reach your dream of becoming a monitor around here. :p
     
    #29 Roc Paint, Jan 21, 2015
  10. DreamRoxCoogFan

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    if anything, the cat could be bipolar, not schizophrenic.

    Sorry, I'll go away now.
     
    #30 DreamRoxCoogFan, Jan 21, 2015
  11. RMGEEGEE

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    Time to evacuate...?
     
    #31 RMGEEGEE, Jan 21, 2015
  12. Junkyard_Dog

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    Spray water bottle bruh
     
    #32 Junkyard_Dog, Jan 21, 2015
  13. Yonkers

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    The Ying Yang Twins say to Beat Dat p***y Up
     
    #33 Yonkers, Jan 21, 2015
  14. ferrari77

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    Buy a dog
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    fight the damn cat and show it who is boss. It wants to mess w/you then get you some steel toe boots. (blah blah cruelty blah blah).

    But seriously, I think there were two cases like this that made it to the national media last year. Seems like others have had issues with crazy mean cats like you are having.
     
    #34 ferrari77, Jan 21, 2015
  15. tmacfor35

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    Yep, this was pretty hilarious.

    I've had a cat before like this.

    Cleveland was a bad kitty.
     
    #35 tmacfor35, Jan 21, 2015
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    I believe it was our own DaDakota that once had a major problem with some neighborhood cats taunting him by pissing on his BBQ grill.
     
    #36 ima_drummer2k, Jan 21, 2015
  17. LCII

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    10/10 would click on pictures again
     
    #37 LCII, Jan 21, 2015
  18. bratna8

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    Pound that p***y.
     
    #38 bratna8, Jan 21, 2015
  19. DCkid

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    I believe it was droxford in a long thread about cats, (which was started by DaDakota). He posted about trapping cats in his yard and calling animal control to pick them up, which set off a bunch of cat owners.

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showpost.php?p=4736771&postcount=227
     
    #39 DCkid, Jan 21, 2015
  20. Exiled

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    Me too,

    Put some coughing night syrup medicine in her milk, increase the dosage as you like , if it does't work, ., ..well ..path the cat with some Hair removal product...then tell your mom..that cat need medical attention
     
    #40 Exiled, Jan 21, 2015
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