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Dwight wants to be first NBA player to go to the moon

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BleedRocketsRed, Jan 16, 2015.

  1. BleedRocketsRed

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Dwight Howard wants to be first hoops player to go to moon. Wasn't that Space Jam? Reunion with MJ, Barkley, Mugsy, Ewing and Looney Tunes?</p>&mdash; Joseph Duarte (@Joseph_Duarte) <a href="https://twitter.com/Joseph_Duarte/status/556297633082257408">January 17, 2015</a></blockquote>
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    Ummm what? Lmao
     
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Dwight Howard while promoting Rockets' science program says he'd like to go to the moon but they don't make spacesuits big enough for him.</p>&mdash; Mark Berman (@MarkBermanFox26) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarkBermanFox26/status/556194669554462720">January 16, 2015</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Unlike Dwight Howard, Donatas Motiejunas says he's never dreamed of going to the moon: &quot;I'm happy here on Earth.&quot;</p>&mdash; Mark Berman (@MarkBermanFox26) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarkBermanFox26/status/556196780623147008">January 16, 2015</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>DwightHoward wants2go2the moon:&quot;Hopefully 1day after we win the championship I can celebrate on the moon w/aliens if there's some out there&quot;</p>&mdash; Mark Berman (@MarkBermanFox26) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarkBermanFox26/status/556211738475892737">January 16, 2015</a></blockquote>
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  3. CometsWin

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    He's a real space cadet so he's certainly on his way.
     
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    Does the moon have 4 1st round draft picks and some expiring contracts/serviceable young players to give us in return?

    If the answer is no, then no thank you.
     
  5. Easy

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    Dwight wants to go to the moon so he doesn't have to eat meals with DMo who prefers to stay on earth.
     
  6. thejav

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    Lets get a ring first..baby steps.
     
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    Lol, He wants to go to the moon with aliens. Oh jesus.
     
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    That's no moon..
     
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    Hmm.... I'd have to say, if I had the means to do it I'd like to visit space, haha, be like Richard Garriot. I think if Dwight was serious about space he definitely could do it... Not sure on the moon :) since there haven't been lunar missions in forever. He'd have to fly out of Russia though... And I'm sure with the money 20 mil, they could make him a spacesuit.
     
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    There is a championship on the Moon.....
     
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    agreed, the apollo missions were faked in a studio.
     
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    Sam Cassel been did that.
     
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    The Cassel looks Alien references are pretty offensive to the former Native in habitance of this land to the billions of people from Central Asia to across the Pacific.
     
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    ...dafuq?
     
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    If you're scared of aliens, don't go to the moon.
     
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    oh well, mystery solved. so that explains why Dwight has been moonwalking since returning from his injury.
     
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    Take your analytical skills to the next level and think about it.
     
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    He wants to block the mOOn?
     
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