have you ever wanted to be a rap star or an original gangsta? huh? no? okay. well nevermind that. me neither. but, i was sitting here at work with nothing to do as usual and decide that we should have a "chain rap song". you don't have to be a fan or anything.... just bored like me. all you have to do is just add another stanza (is that what it's called or is that just for poems?) to what i have done below: -sittin here at work playin' on clutch bbs -gonna change the rap game and put ya rhymin' skills to the test. -if the lakers get malone and payton the league will be a mess... -kinda like eddie "spliffin" griffin smokin' three pounds of cess. -omegasupreme in the hangout, 'nuff said. -too many newbies in garm don't mix like gangstas and keds. -uh-oh... clutch has an big ol' ache in his head -he had to lock up another f'ing "looks like" thread. -mess we with me, you'll be bloody like a zrb photoshop. -huh? no kiddin'? darrell armstrong arrested by the cops? -make a sign & trade to get him to help us rise to the top? -no, i'd rather smell one yoyao's durr-ty socks. okay... there you go! your turn now! just MAKE SURE that your rap stanza(s) pertain to clutch bbs members, the hangout, garm, the rockets, etc. it must be 4 lines and each line must rhyme. enjoy!
Sittin' here.. Reading Omega Supreme Damn, this guy must think he's Jermaine Dupree Me? I'm just a poster but soon you all will see There ain't no fuss, when its Gus actin' as the funky MC Like my boy Del, I'm gonna devise a virus The names Moochie 3.0 and he can dribble like Osiris J-V-G's gonna rewrite the Rocket lore on papyrus and the rest of the league will be hating and revile us
OS, you missed a good thread last week. Some guy came in saying he was a serious rapper and posted one of his horrible raps. Of course, he was piled on HARD and the thread degenerated into a thread much like this. Still don't know if he was serious or not...
You Mess with me, I'll fill you with Lead My mind is more twisted then a YoYao Thread post a pic on the bbs, you'll be in deep **** like Kobe Because we'll humiliate you with our friend Adobe Newbies listen up... beware you should Post some dumb **** and we'll bash you good You think you're hot **** and you think you're clever but still you post threads like "Greatest Trade Ever"
very true. gus... please. what do you write? sing-a-longs? probably wrote them with eddie while lighting a bong. calling nomar a wuss because of hazelnut coffee is just wrong. what's really wrong is you probably serve salad with a flowery set of tongs. joking.
yo, werd up, to all my homies in the bbs. as ya'll know i'm the one with all da finesse. don't you dare put me, chad-z, to the test, cuz if ya do - you'll get damn straight diggity messed. i wanna shout a holla do my dawg, da master, clutch, he's the one pumpin this shiz up a notch, this site is damn loud, proud, original, represent! thanks alot clutch for the best site on the web - 100%
OS - Surely you jest? You might not like it but you know I'm the best. As for Eddie and his toking? you might think that I'm joking but I'll put ya to the test. And you sucka muthafukkas must be sick if you think I'm gonna give it up, gonna live it up... takin' it to extreme's cause I'm sick of this shi+. That's it.. Now I've had enough and its time to get rough! So, I broke your frickin' rule that every line has to rhyme But I always break the rules and to me that's fine cause I'm funky I'm not a junkie.. I flow like smooth butter while your rhymes are just chunky. You might hate the player but don't hate the game cause you might try your best but I'm too strong to tame.
So does Omega's non-response indicate that I've won this battle rap? I sincerely hope so my brothers...
here's a little eminem style for ya. no b****, you haven't won, you ain't f***ing got a cent i got that muthaf***er omega locked in my basement. your brother? @$$hole, back the f*** up before i rip this **** up. you ain't my brother until you've rapped the f*** up. and believe me, that sh** ain't even close rap dawg. more like the sh** of a muthaf***ing street hog. if ya f***ing wanna rhyme with the master, well, than ya f***ing gotta learn how think faster.
nah that sounds more like some limp bizkit ****. I'll give you a little taste... 38 - your rhymes are ****in unbearable... comparable... to a newbie thread... terrible. Look, I'll tell you a parable.. young cat thinks he owns the Canada Nights, but ends up getting read the Miranda Rights, Does he plan to fight? nah he's in a cell with a man tonight.
