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Rockets.com: Clutch the Bear's wife is hot!!!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tikwanleap, Jul 7, 2003.

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  1. tikwanleap

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    #1 tikwanleap, Jul 7, 2003
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    Quess that answers my question, which was "What axactly is that bear pointing to?"
     
    #2 TJRocketFan, Jul 7, 2003
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    ROFLOL!!:D
     
    #3 tikwanleap, Jul 7, 2003
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    There was a big thread about this a couple of months ago. Apparently Jeff knows the bear pretty good and says he is a pimp. Good things come to good people. Sometimes.
     
    #4 LeGrouper, Jul 7, 2003
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    I saw a special on him on one of the public access channel, He has a nice house!
     
    #5 BmwM3, Jul 7, 2003
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    Dayum, is that one of the fringe benefits of dressing up like a teddy bear and making obscene gestures at fans/other players? Shoot I'd do it for free, much less for a Power Dancer too.

    I need to hang out with mascots I guess. I wonder what Turbo, Toro, and Junction Jack can pull in?
     
    #6 rocks_fan, Jul 7, 2003
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    Damn lucky bear...
     
    #7 AstroRocket, Jul 7, 2003
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    I met clutch at a party at his condo and been around him at various other Rocket parties. The reason he was able to snag such a cutie is that he's an extremely funny guy.

    And yes.... she is very hot in person. :eek:
     
    #8 AB12, Jul 7, 2003
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    She's not that hot! Not thread-worthy for sure. (I wish there were someway I could erase my reply to this thread). I've kicked better looking women out of my...oh well, it's not worth it. You guys just go on believing.
     
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    I used to be a waiter and I served them both last summer . Clutch is a complete & utter a$$hole and his wife is a b!tch.
    So in my opinion .....not that hot. Did that sound bitter:cool: ??
     
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    I hate that damn bear.................
     
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    That bear guy is weird. There was a shoot for a bobblehead giveaway a few seasons ago. He was as Clutch in the shower. When the shoot was over, he stripped down naked and started dancing around naked in front of everyone in the shower. Though it was hilarious, the guy is a freak.

    I didn't notice if he was "hung like a bear," but his little hottie doesn't seem to mind.
     
    #12 Bobblehead, Jul 7, 2003
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    What the f*ck? Are you gay? She is the hottest Power Dancer of them all. I go to lots of games and see her close up, she is amazing. Seriously, if you don't think she's hot, you're not straight. Go to a game and see her close up and tell me she's not hot.
     
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    Damn striaight. I'd like to lick some of that Honey!!!!
     
    #14 Bobblehead, Jul 7, 2003
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    She is supposedly extremely smart. She's a CPA or something.

    Clutch is an absolutely hilarious guy.
     
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    And I would suspect you would know something about being gay. :rolleyes:

    BTW, I used to work with her at E&Y in Houston. Not a big deal... She's cute, but not thread-worthy.

    Any day of the week my wife takes that girl to the hole (figuratively, of course).
     
    #16 land_sharks, Jul 7, 2003
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    Your wife takes her hole????
    I'd like to see that!!!!!!
     
    #17 Bobblehead, Jul 7, 2003
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    Well, you know they've done it in the bear suit, right? How could you have that thing laying around and not bring some kind of kink into the mix. Just something to think about the next time you're getting Clutch's autograph...
     
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    I wonder if that's where Clutch got the idea to turn the bear suit upside down? :confused:
     
    #19 land_sharks, Jul 7, 2003
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    Hilarious guys...just got through taking a final and then I find this thread. Ya'll's humor is appreciated though, so bring on the pervs.
     
    #20 rocketteen, Jul 7, 2003
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