Happy Birthday America!!!! I just celebrated with 16 consecutive firecrackers and whistlers. God Bless America. Stay safe Port of Houston!
Like any good liberal, I'm planning on burning a few flags, hanging George Bush in effigy, drinking toasts to Saddam, Osama, and Stalin, then capping it off with a terrific homosexual orgy with a Scalia blow-up doll. Or not. I'm going to bbq at a friend's house (he bought the house last week; first one of my friends to own a house!), then my wife and I are going to see the fireworks by Lake Travis. . Just because some of us disapprove of certain recent policy decisions doesn't mean we don't love our country.