@CCorn was actually right about something. Bidets are the legit. Only problem is when I have to take a **** in a toilet without a bidet feature, because then I feel gross.
was schitting at mall with a bidet. fantastic feeling. took real good care of me. didn't even have to shower when i got home.
I made this thread from the bidet in the women’s restroom at Eculent in Kemah. Not sure if they still have a bidet though. https://www.eculent.com/ You’re welcome.
I still haven’t made it there. What’s wrong with me? I will make it to the Willows Inn in the next week, so I guess I’m OK.
I have heard for so long people sing the praises of bidets. My wife finally bought one last year that we installed. After using it for weeks I decided that it didn't necessarily make me feel any cleaner, and I did not use less toilet paper drying my ass than I did wiping it. It wasn't a cheap bidet, either. It was a Tushy brand and I think she spent around $120 on it. We uninstalled it a week or so ago and neither of us miss it at all.