guys if you can't hit the hole its ok to sit down

That's kind of dick move, imo...yours not his. If these are your friends, do you really think he knew he'd be off and didn't care to piss off to the side? For whatever reason, he probably wasn't expecting it and it was just an accident.

Now, if he was expecting it and didn't care, well, then you need new friends.

 

I zipped my **** when I was younger making a larger exit hole. Terribly difficult to pee straight. For that reason I sit often.

 

My son likes to sit as well so all the seats in the house are down. The only time they are up are when we have guest over.

 

Females agreed to not piss on the toilet!! SHOCKING

The proper reaction to missing is wiping it up.

 

The time I went 5 for 5 hitting the hole is the greatest day of my life.

 

I always sit to piss at home. It's life changing.

 

there was another thread similar to this and equally disturbing, if you're a man and sit regularly to pee you need to trade in your **** for a vagina

if your friends piss on your restroom floor and don't tell you about it or offer to clean it up then you probably need new friends, unless that's just what y'all do at each other's house

if you have problems pissing in your own toilet bowl go outside, but whatever you do, be a ****ing man and stand when you pee, unless you have to drop the kids off at the pool

i'm sorry i feel so strongly about this but jfc you sit to pee? wtf is wrong with you...

 

Too fkin Alpha for me. I love to sit down and tuck when I pee. And then douche afterwards.

 

I stand up proudly, like a real man...

 

Maybe he was drunk...or maybe he freaked out and cleaned what he saw and got out....


Either way I just think it's weird. Maybe it was more like a party, so not everyone was his friend.

 

This.

If you can't stand like a man and piss you're not deserving of a penis. Give it to some transgender man or something, at least they would use it properly.

 

I wonder what percentage of guys pushing this viewpoint wax or shave their chests?

A real man does what he wants when he wants. I want to keep my bathroom clean and not wipe up urine, so if I want to stand up, I'll just go outside.

 

Have you thought there might be a justifiable reason why he missed the bowl?

Spoiler

He might of gotten his beans above the frank...

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I usually just tell her to put it in because I
it would go on the wrong hole

 

If your sink counterctop is too high, he probably just missed your sink. Because that can happen.

 

Were yall drinking?? If so your friends get a pass.

 

Or how about he clean it up once he's had the accident?

I always find it funny when I see posts like the one K mf G. GTFOH. Standing up makes you a man? I use urinals when I'm out and about and at work. Sit at home and other places that are clean. It's just easier and cleaner.

 

Your moniker is a little more worrisome now

 

i apologized for how i feel about it, but you sit to pee because you have a vagina and dont want sprinkles on your legs

or you're dropping a duece

 

Are you talking about anal?