If all this trade speculation was a Household Chore what would it be??????

Jeff, Clutch and Doc Rocket. Look what you have done to these people.

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President of the Moochie Norris fan club.

 

They didn't do that... Smeg's been like this.

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"I personally don't think Jordan would have enjoyed playing with himself." -- JeffB lets us all know that Popeye and Clutch aren't the only ones with inside sources... (also an example of a BBS "sound-bite")

 

cleaning the cat box

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it would have to be unloading the dishwasher, it's very easy to put them in, but why is it so damn hard to take them out?

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Cleaning that area under the rim of the toilet. There's this build up that no matter how hard you scrub, it just won't go away!!



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"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." - Gandhi

 

Cleaning under and behind the fridge. You know it's dirty there, so you just don't look. But then, when it's time for a new fridge, you gotta do it.

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Behad
Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS

 

Well, ok :


"If the rockets season was a Kitchen utensil, what would it be?"
http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/006254.html

"If the rockets offseason was a Meal, what would it be???"
http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/006607.html

"If Yesterdays Events were a Breakfast Cereal what would they be????"
http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/007012.html

"IF the Results of Rockets Draft Night were a Drink what would they be???"
http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/007531.html

"If the Rockets PreSeason was a Fruit or Vegetable what would it be?"
http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/009172.html

"If the Rockets start to the Season was a MilkShake, What Flavour would it be?????"
http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/009364.html

Also available are the following not done by Smeg, but follow in the tradition :

"If the Rockets were a programming language, which would they be...?"
http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/008957.html

"If the Rockets's first game was an STD, what would it be?"
http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/009238.html

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"I personally don't think Jordan would have enjoyed playing with himself." -- JeffB lets us all know that Popeye and Clutch aren't the only ones with inside sources... (also an example of a BBS "sound-bite")

 

huh? Help me while I find my way to the kitchen for a midnight snack.....

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Francis out top, 9 seconds on the clock, he gives a no look pass to Cuttino Mobley, 4 seconds left, Mobley passes to an open Langhi in the corner with 1 second left! Langhi at the buzzer.......YES!!! How Sweet It Is!!

 

If Smeggy actually had a life and didnt post these crazy ass threads what would he be?

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SUCK POLICE!!!!!!

To point out individuals or teams that have managed to reach the pinnacle of SUCKINESS!!!!!
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THE VIKINGS SUCK BIG TIME!

 

For Doc Rocket it would have to be putting presents under the Christmas tree. All the kids get really excited; and even though you know the secrets, you still get excited, too.

 

I used to date a witch and she was into smudging my house. All I know is she burned wierd sh*t and walked around the house with it.

So my answer is smudging.

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"Stranger things have happened, but none stranger than this" - Commentator after a parachutist landed in the ring of a Holyfield fight

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Was she a white witch or a black witch?


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"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." - Gandhi

 

She was white. As far as good or bad, she always said that witches were neither. But in the end she turned out to be the emotionally clingy type of witch. I think we've all met that witch before.



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"Stranger things have happened, but none stranger than this" - Commentator after a parachutist landed in the ring of a Holyfield fight

 

If taking a dump were a household chore, that would be it. You know its coming, but it might not happen when you expect it.

It could be one of those really good dumps where you lose 10 lbs, a really messy one, or it could be awful because you ate that entire bowl of queso and are now unbelievably constipated. But whichever way it turns out, you could still just sit there farting a few times waiting for it to happen.

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"Salt Lake City, Utah. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany."
--Olaju-Won Kenobi, to young jedi Steve (Fran)'chiseWalker

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Washing the dog...because hes just going to roll in the dirt and get muddy all over again.

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Ya that's pretty nasty, I dont know about it being a household chore though.

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"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."
-Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

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