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What cologne or scent drives your Woman/Women crazy?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by PhiSlammaJamma, Jun 24, 2003.

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  1. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Member

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    Just curious. And I promise not to go after your woman :) I just know what smells good to me. But I have no idea what women really like.
     
    #1 PhiSlammaJamma, Jun 24, 2003
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    I don't know but when I come home from the beach, women always flirt with me.
     
    #2 coma, Jun 24, 2003
  3. pippendagimp

    pippendagimp Member

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    Kiton
     
    #3 pippendagimp, Jun 24, 2003
  4. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

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    By crazy, do you mean mental hospital, speaking in tongues, white coats, spitting pea soup crazy?
     
    #4 Jeff, Jun 24, 2003
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    Calvin Klein already tried this idea.
     
    #5 codell, Jun 24, 2003
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    One of my all-time favorite scenes:

    <I>JERRY: What's that perfume you're wearing?

    TIA: oh I completely forgot I want you to see this. The CALVIN KLEIN ad I was telling you about came out today.

    JERRY: What is that smell?

    TIA: It's here somewhere.

    JERRY: It smells like the beach.

    TIA: Exactly.

    JERRY: Oh my God is that the new perfume?

    TIA: Yeah.

    JERRY: I can't believe this. My next door neighbour had the idea for this exact perfume last year. He even met with an executive at CALVIN KLEIN. I can't believe they stole his idea.

    TIA: Are you sure?

    JERRY: And you're the model for this perfume?

    [Noise]

    JERRY: Uh, that's him. He just came home. ... Uh, the door [Jerry pushes his door against Kramer's entrance]

    KRAMER: Hey

    JERRY: Hey.

    KRAMER: Hey, how ya' doing? [Trying to enter]

    JERRY: Yeah, uh, I'll see you later.

    KRAMER: I just wanted to borrow your Dust Buster.

    JERRY: All right come on in. ... Just wait over HERE! Just wait here and I'll get it for you. ... Kramer this is Tia.

    KRAMER: Hello.

    [Jerry pushes tia back away from Kramer]

    KRAMER: How tall are you?

    TIA: Five ten.

    KRAMER: Come on lets see - Back to Back.

    JERRY: NO! Kramer!

    KRAMER: What's the matter with you? I just wanted to see how tall she was.

    JERRY: Oh, you're tall - she's tall I'm tall. What's the difference who's tall. We're all tall.

    KRAMER: What's that?

    JERRY: What?

    KRAMER: That smell. What's that smell?

    JERRY: [starting the Dust Buster] What smell?

    KRAMER: It's very familiar. I can't put my finger on it. It's very familiar.

    JERRY: Oh, they're all the same. Here. [gives him Dust Buster] Now if you'll excuse us, ..

    KRAMER: Yeah, okay, So I'll see you tomorrow uh?

    JERRY: Okay.

    KRAMER: Yeah. Nice meeting you.

    TIA: Nice meeting you too.

    JERRY: I'll see you later.

    [Kramer slowly leaves as Jerry shuts door on him]

    JERRY: Ooow, that was close.

    KRAMER: [OC] THE BEACH!!!

    [enters]

    KRAMER: You smell like the beach. What's the name of that perfume? you're wearing.

    TIA: It's Ocean by CALVIN KLEIN.

    KRAMER: CALVIN KLEIN? No, no. That's my idea. They, they stole my idea. Y' see I had the idea of a cologne that makes you smell like you just came from the beach.

    JERRY: I know look at this [shows ad]

    KRAMER: Whooo, ... That's you! What is going on here? The gyp(?) he laughs at me then he steals my idea. I could have been a millionaire. I could have been a fragrance millionaire, Jerry. ... They're not going to get away with this.
    </I>
     
    #6 Rocketman95, Jun 24, 2003
  7. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Member

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    Jeff, I don't want to discriminate against those people that are into bondage. So yeah, we can include scents that make your woman do that too :) Just be sure to put a disclaimer on that when it gets listed.
     
    #7 PhiSlammaJamma, Jun 24, 2003
  8. Mulder

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    Happy, she loves it... Always says you smell happy!
     
    #8 Mulder, Jun 24, 2003
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    What is that smell?!?!?

    "That would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage."

    -Lt. Frank Drebin
     
    #9 ima_drummer2k, Jun 24, 2003
  10. 3fingeredgus

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    My last 2 girlfriends have really liked it when I am vanilla scented (body wash or lotion).. I really like the vanilla smell and I don't wear cologne so this is about as fragrant as I get (unless you catch me on a bad day).
     
    #10 3fingeredgus, Jun 24, 2003
  11. Codman

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    Curve
     
    #11 Codman, Jun 24, 2003
  12. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    New Money.
     
    #12 pgabriel, Jun 24, 2003
  13. Dr of Dunk

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    Try Very Valentino. The larger Foley's will have it.
     
    #13 Dr of Dunk, Jun 24, 2003
  14. Drewdog

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    Issey Miaki

    or

    Bvlgari

    Actually, given the fact that I have been striking out lately, you may want to look elsewhere.

    :(
     
    #14 Drewdog, Jun 24, 2003
  15. AntiSonic

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    My psycho ex loved Dolce & Gabbana.
     
    #15 AntiSonic, Jun 24, 2003
  16. RocketMan Tex

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    Halston Z-14. Been wearing it for 20+ years. I've tried others but keep coming back to Halston Z-14. Why mess with a good thing?

    Yes, I am OLD SCHOOL!!!:)
     
    #16 RocketMan Tex, Jun 24, 2003
  17. RIET

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    Old Spice and Lysol. The combination is awesome.
     
    #17 RIET, Jun 24, 2003
  18. MoBalls

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    Hai Karate
     
    #18 MoBalls, Jun 24, 2003
  19. finalsbound

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    Ah, I love the fact that whenever RM95 posts, I can always expect a Seinfeld script.
     
    #19 finalsbound, Jun 24, 2003
  20. JeeberD

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    Yup, works for me...
     
    #20 JeeberD, Jun 24, 2003
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