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After lunch Haiku

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Summer Song Giver, Jun 23, 2003.

  1. Smokey

    Smokey Member

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    Leftover Chinese
    is better than yesterday
    with some ice cold Coke
     
  2. Drewdog

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    Ate too much turkey.
    Got really sleepy.
    Took a little cat nap.
     
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Didn't teach haikus at Tech, huh? :D
     
  4. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Have not eaten yet
    Too sad about ex-girlfriend
    Have no appetite.
     
  5. Behad

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    Get over her please
    You need to move on in life
    Baseball and beer helps.
     
  6. OmegaSupreme

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    makeups to breakups
    first you love me, then hate me
    that's a game for fools :(
     
  7. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Really wish I could
    Saturday really should help
    Prolly need a lay

    :D
     
  8. 3fingeredgus

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    Best way to move on
    someone else will grab your eye
    and make your heart soar

    beer is good for you
    after a breakup indeed
    maybe smoke some tweeds
     
  9. Behad

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    Can't help you get laid
    I'm heterosexual
    Perhaps outlaw can?
     
  10. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Thanks, but I will pass
    Not that there is anything
    wrong with that, but no
     
  11. Band Geek Mobster

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    Meant to look for job
    Today, slept till 2 pm
    Rinse and recycle
     
  12. Band Geek Mobster

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    Searching for Porno
    Kazaa is totally rad
    Cable modem, Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice
     
  13. Behad

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    No Seinfeld haikus?
    codell will be heartbroken
    Just not in the mood.
     
  14. Band Geek Mobster

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    Seinfeld sucks, it's true
    It ended 5 years ago
    Please quote something new
     
  15. Behad

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    A Seinfeld dislike?
    Too old, tired, and overused?
    And you quote SpaceBalls?
     
  16. MadMax

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    You're nuts, BGM
    You must be freaking insane
    Seinfeld rules the world
     
  17. Band Geek Mobster

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    SpaceBalls is classic
    AFI was in error
    Lonestar, best hero.
     
  18. Band Geek Mobster

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    "World" equals Sucksville
    Home of the Suckiest sucks
    Population: Four

    (Guess which 4? ;))
     
  19. MadMax

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    You're very funny
    Great use of haiku hijinx
    Seinfeld still rules all

    :D
     
  20. Behad

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    Give it up, MadMax,
    with the name "Band Geek Mobster"
    He's lacks comic taste
     

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