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This is NOT a "firearms discussion", it's "which one would you choose." I can join one if you start a thread, but I don't start those threads... 'cuz I spend most time in the Hangout and not in the D&D.
I'd use my penis. I'd pee on them first to mark my territory, then have sex with both of them to establish dominance.