Thrice is nice. What a Cinderella season. Kentucky ****. Drake ****. You should appreciate that fade, since you and Drake probably grew up on the same Iceberg in Nova Scotia.
Moes. Those diapers used to be money. I go home and snuggle with different t*** and money. Different t*** bro. Always different.
Congrats Moes. Good year everyone. I really enjoy being a dick to you guys, man. Really gets me off. I'm slightly less of a dick in real life. No real offense on the baby stuff Moes, I'll send the little guy a nice TAMU shirt or SEC diapers or something. Maybe a Johnny Football stuffed toy. I cant believe I ended up in the finals after releasing Isiah Thomas, accidentally not drafting Hawes (time expired) and trading away Lance Stephenson & Derozan. At least I did everyone a favor and beat Pete's smug ass.
My 1-7 start was a bit discouraging, but I knew my team was good enough to compete if I could just squeak into the playoffs. Cousins/Melo was a dominant foundation, really surprised how well Drummond/Z-Bo turned out though, Drummond really beasted all year and Z-Bo benefitted from Gasol missing games. Of course I got insanely lucky by drafting Carter-Williams. I remember I was about to go to bed and I had nobody left on my draft queue so I just thought "Who is a rookie to take a chance on" and Carter-Williams turned out to be quite the stud and saved my PG situation since Rubio sucks. Picking up Dion Waiters for the playoff run was also a shrewd move. Guy came back from injury and gave me something at the 2 guard slot, which was a b**** all year since I whiffed on the OJ Mayo pick and then traded for Klay Thompson who was also pretty much a piece of ****. All in all a fun season and I got pretty lucky in the playoffs avoiding fade and Pete. I am now the greatest manager of this league. So suck on that until next year, b****es!
