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Yao is too funny!

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A female reporter had this exhange with Yao Ming:

Reporter: "You are 7'6" tall. I have to ask you, just out of curiosity, are you the same size all over your entire body? I mean are you proportioned on every part of your body?"

Yao: "Oh goodness no. Thank goodness I'm not proportioned all over. Because otherwise I'd be over 10 feet tall."

LMAO!! Man this kid is sharp. Its refreshing to see such a witty player in a game where so many of his conptemporaries have trouble putting a sentence together. It sure does beat having that mush mouth pile of lard known as Shaq, heavy breath his way through an asinine interview.

#1 zenithnadir, Jun 20, 2003

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ROFLMAO! Did that actually happen? He's one witty rascal for sure!

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LOL, that was funny.

Where did you get this conversation from?

-G'day-

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dude... that is too sick!

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Yao "The Horse" Ming

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God, Yao is disgusting and juvenile.

(Sorry Oski, eyes were watching)

#7 Mr. Mooch, Jun 20, 2003

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so Yao is not that innocent after all...

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OMFG

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Why do you guys believe yao said that ???

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Is there a link to this quote?

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If he said it, I'll bet the reporter didn't even get it.

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Originally posted by zenithnadir
A female reporter had this exhange with Yao Ming:

Reporter: "You are 7'6" tall. I have to ask you, just out of curiosity, are you the same size all over your entire body? I mean are you proportioned on every part of your body?"

Yao: "Oh goodness no. Thank goodness I'm not proportioned all over. Because otherwise I'd be over 10 feet tall."

LMAO!! Man this kid is sharp. Its refreshing to see such a witty player in a game where so many of his conptemporaries have trouble putting a sentence together. It sure does beat having that mush mouth pile of lard known as Shaq, heavy breath his way through an asinine interview.
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What are they talking about?

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Nicely put, Yao.

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Originally posted by keep_rudy
What are they talking about?
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Read it again...

#15 ima_drummer2k, Jun 20, 2003
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Yeah right.

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not sure how much i believe this quote.

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YAO:

I didn't say that dirty joke. My mom would kill me otherwise

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Originally posted by zenithnadir
A female reporter had this exhange with Yao Ming:

Reporter: "You are 7'6" tall. I have to ask you, just out of curiosity, are you the same size all over your entire body? I mean are you proportioned on every part of your body?"

Yao: "Oh goodness no. Thank goodness I'm not proportioned all over. Because otherwise I'd be over 10 feet tall."

LMAO!! Man this kid is sharp. Its refreshing to see such a witty player in a game where so many of his conptemporaries have trouble putting a sentence together. It sure does beat having that mush mouth pile of lard known as Shaq, heavy breath his way through an asinine interview.
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zenithnadir, even if this is a bogus interview question... you get props for coming up with something like that.

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That is hilarious!

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