Okay... crappy reality TV shows are a guilty pleasure of mine, so I decided to tune into 'Paradise Hotel' to see what all the fuss was about. After watching this for an hour I can honestly say...... ....I have never wanted to punch so many people in the throat before in my life! Could they have possibly found more annoying guys? Every single one of them is an arrogant muscleheaded egomaniac. When they aren't flexing and checking themselves out in the mirror (which comprised about 40% of the show... seriously) they just brag about how awesome they are. It makes me want to vomit, then eat the vomit and vomit again. The girls are idiots too. Tonight, the girls and guys had to pair up with each other, so one by one the girls got up and chose which guy they wanted to share a room with. Anyway, this one musclehead, Alex, said beforehand that he wanted either Amanda or Kristen* to choose him. However, Amanda and Kristen both chose someone else and another girl, Tammy, ended up choosing to be with Alex. Well, Alex gets all pouty and gives Tammy the cold shoulder all during dinner, saying stuff like, "I really, really wanted Amanda or Kristen. I can't believe they chose those other guys. I am so much better looking than those dudes." Basically, Alex treats Tammy like total crap the whole evening. Even the other lunkheads notice and comment on it. Tammy should be miffed and upset, right? Perhaps a little angry, or at the very least aloof and uncaring? I mean, the guy she chose doesn't really like her and hasn't said a nice word to her all night. Well, what does she do? Politely remind him that he's making a fool of himself? No. Perhaps forget him and make a play for one of the other guys? No. Tell him that he's an egotistical idiot? No. Instead, she simply puts up with his attitude all evening and then when they go back to their room for the first time, she has sex with him. I swear, this show is going to make me homicidal. It's just a matter of time. * I'm probably wrong about the names of all these morons, but really, who the hell cares?
reality TV is not really reality anymore. If you want reality do this. Put these people in a house together and see what happens: A muslim An African-American A bum off the street A New York City Cop A domesticated housewife A Catholic preist A hooker and A gothic chick with 47 piercings. Thats reality. Enough with the frat daddy, ego, muscleheads, and the annoying sorority air heads with fake nockers...... Bring back The Jeffersons and That's Incredible....... thats good wholesome Television.
Here are my predictions: The African-American has sex with the domesticated housewife. After the show, she divorces hubby. The bum off the street has sex with the hooker. The Catholic priest has sex with the gothic chick with 47 piercings (opposites attract). The muslim has gay sex with the New York City Cop (he's the Village People cop).
I detest all reality TV. Except Cops. And Blind Date. And Surfgirls. Hoooleeee Jesus, have you seen the hotties on that show?
I thought Paradise Hotel was hilarious. Who cares if the guys are muscleheads? Its entertaining to see how dumb they are. Besides, Im not watching the show for the guys...Its all about the ladies. Hopefully they can throw in some hot ones later.
That show would be awesome! But...then all the frat daddy, ego, muscleheads, and the annoying sorority air heads with fake nockers and the wannabes wouldn't watch it. Maybe add a cool rapper. Then everyone would watch it. lol Surfgirls...
You guys should check out American Chooper on DSC. One of the most real reality TV shows I have seen in a long time.
Yeah, my wife and I are hooked on that show. Those guys are hilarious when they fight and watching them build those cool bikes is also good. CK
Did anyone see that celeb inpersonation show on Fox Monday night? They had a guy that looked and sounded just like Tiger Woods giving golf lessons and verbally abusing everyone. They also had a Tyson look-alike give a fake press conference. He saw a spider and starting crying like a little girl. That show was hilarious! I think it's going to be on every Monday because at the end they asked people to submit video's if they looked like a particular celeb.
Yeah that was pretty funny. I think the best look-alike they had was some fat chick who looked exactly like Anna Nicole Smith. Tyson looked completely fake. Tiger was okay. The best skit was done by Madonna and Janet Jackson. Even though the fake Janet looked nothing like the real one.
I tuned in near the end and saw the Bill Clinton lookalike in the video store trying to get one of the clerks to pick out a few pornos for him. That was sort of funny.
I saw this show in it's entirety for the first time this last week...pretty damn cool. I also liked the house show that follows it. Which day is American Chopper on?
DSC has a bad arse Monday night lineup. Monster House (this show totally rocks) @ 7 Monster Garage @ 8 American Chopper @ 9
