Jon Berry = The Nose Shaq = Aristotle Kevin Garnett = The Big Ticket, The Kid Shawn Kemp = Man Child, Rain Man Dikembe Mutombo = Mount Mutombo Michael Olowokandi = Candy Man Vince Carter = Vinsanity, Half man/ Half Amazing Toni Kukoc = Croatian Sensation Karl Malone = Mail Man Alonzo Mourning = Zo Wally Szczerbiak = Wally World Jefferson, Richard = RJ Tracy McGrady = The Big Sleep
I thought Toni Kukoc was the Pink Panther. Michael Jordan = Air Matt Bullard = Air Darryl Dawkins = Chocolate Thunder. That might be the best.
I think it was one of Jordan's kids who was interviewed during one of their championship runs in the late 90s who surprisingly didn't answer Daddy to the question of who is favorite Bull was. He said "KK". Who? "Kukoc". I don't know why I always thought that was funny.