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US Army tries to recruit 7-year-old boy

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  1. Rockets34Legend

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    http://www.msnbc.com/news/925958.asp?cp1=1

    Uncle Sam wants Joey Crossman

    But since he’s 7, joining the Navy might not be smooth sailing


    ASSOCIATED PRESS

    NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla., June 12 — First the Marines came calling. Now the Navy wants Joey Crossman. But is Joey ready? After all, he’s only 7. The name of the elementary school student mistakenly landed on military recruitment lists, most likely through a magazine subscription, and the military has been wooing him ever since.

    IN APRIL, the Marines, looking for a few good men, sent the boy a recruitment letter. Then came the Navy’s invitation last week.

    “We’re just waiting for the Army and the Air Force,” said Joey’s mother, Kathy Crossman. “He’s probably the most wanted 7-year-old in the country.”

    The Navy challenged Joey to “accelerate” his life.

    “For every time someone said you couldn’t do it. Or you don’t have what it takes ... Prove them wrong,” the letter said.

    “I can assure you the United States Navy is not in the business of recruiting 7-year-olds,” said Lt. Bill Davis, a spokesman for Navy Recruiting Command in Millington, Tenn. “Our minimal age is 17 with parental consent.

    “But if he’s got interest in the Navy and he wants to find out more, we’ll help him. It has to start somewhere,” Davis added.

    If the Navy wants Joey, it may have to make some changes to accommodate his standard of living.

    Joey toured the USS Yorktown during a family trip to South Carolina in April and wasn’t impressed with the hard, impersonal bunks. “The bathrooms they had weren’t working,” Joey said. “I just don’t want to live on a ship.”
     
  2. glynch

    glynch Member

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    What is the exact purpose of posting this inflammatory post, which tends to endanger national security by making the military forces of the Bush Administration a subject of ridicule?
     
  3. fadeaway

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    Eh, it's no big deal. I think it's kind of cute.
     
  4. Rockets34Legend

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    It's your government forces at work. Be proud of it, glynch. :p
     
  5. Mr. Clutch

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    Maybe he's the Lebron James of the military.
     
  6. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I bet that kid could kick your ass.
     
  7. dc sports

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    That's funny. It's amazing how a simple mistake on a computer list can take on a life of it's own.

    I had a friend in High School that continuously recieved junk mail for "Mrs. Brian [Smith], some of which stated how difficult it is to be the mother of 7 children.
     
  8. JamesC

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    My dad is 51 and he got a letter that said Join the Navy. I'm 21 so I'm pretty sure it was meant for me.
     
  9. Apollo Creed

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    So, how long do we have to wait until we a see a picture of YoYao in a navy uniform?
     

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