Don't lie. You have no friends. And no, the retail worker who can't leave his department and has to stand there while you talk about how your grandkids don't return your calls doesn't qualify as a friend. And anyway, sixth grade ain't all bad. Classes don't start until 9:30am and I don't have to care about my grades for another 3 years. #yolo
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If you have to drink during lunch, always drink brown liquors, never drink vodka, that way they'll smell it and know you're drunk and not just incompetent.
Reminds me of the time I went to school only to realize my cat had pissed on my shirt... Luckily the school nurse had a nice ocean pacific t shirt for me to wear.
2 words will get you out of work with little or no explanation or hassle, "explosive diarrhea" You're welcome.
for future reference- whenever someone else walks in, accuse them of smelling bad before they can accuse you. Winning.
OP are you serious? I wear the same work pants for 6 months without washing them. I wear shirts about once every week for 3-4 months without washing them and b****ez still be like "you smell good" It's not your clothes. Probably just your regular body ordor or perhps you had an Indian buffet
Couldn't be. If OP were Indian; he would've never started this thread or even remotely worried about how others smelled or perceived him. :grin:
Anyone that has traveled knows that BO exists everywhere outside of the US. I was just in Africa and Europe. People stink.
