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Rockets to sign Joey Dorsey to a two-year, $2 million deal

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by HMMMHMM, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. Dubious

    Dubious Contributing Member

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    We just got Adrien and Dorsey to kick Chandler's ass, foul him hard 12 times a game.
    Yeah, Bosh too.
     
  2. FTW Rockets FTW

    FTW Rockets FTW Contributing Member

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    Can we rewind the clock, go back in time and trade Joey Dorsey and a draft pick for Nic Batum?!?!?!?

    Remember we traded Batum for Dorsey and a pick

    That would be sweeet
     
  3. NewRoxFan

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    Are you now comparing Dorsey and Adrien to Diaw, Mills, and Green?

    Honestly... this is what I picture when Howard and Jones get into foul trouble and McHale and Finch look down the bench...

    [​IMG]
     
  4. MadMaxwell

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    Jesus christ, these 2 + Ariza? How about we sign Chuck Wagon, Scola, Budinger and give AB another try…..
     
  5. y2Joem

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    you know you're having a bad offseason when you're biggest signing is Trevor Ariza and Joey Dorsey
     
  6. Bäumer

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    I would take Chuck Hayes in a second. He will always be one of my favorite Rockets. He would be a better backup at C than anyone else we have right now.
     
  7. FTW Rockets FTW

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    I bet you said that two seasons ago too and then splash Harden at the last minute.

    It's not over!!
     
  8. Rocketman7

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    In morey we...........Ahh fu*k it
     
  9. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    I didn't know the offseason was over tonight?


    OMG we aren't making the playoffs DERP:rolleyes:
     
  10. howardsucks

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    Meanwhile in a parallel universe, Royce White is the next Lebron James.


    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/8SkfMsj3MGM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  11. Precision340

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    damn.. tears are falling from my eyes
     
  12. rkh-dog

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    Royce averaged 8 hoes, 3 baby daddy, and 2 panic attacks per game. Those were the days.
     
  13. jim1961

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    I wouldn't get too worked up folks, he wont make it out of training camp. If he does, then he has showed something. Even so, I bet that 2nd year isn't guaranteed, only only a portion of the 1st year is.
     
  14. Rockets12

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    Wow that is a huge picture...put some spoilers on that
     
  15. Ottomaton

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    Well, at least this shows that Morey understands how disastrous this off season has been and is in full on panic attack desperation mode like the rest of us.
     
  16. Ottomaton

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    Another thought - are they signing a bunch of guys to short term non guaranteed deals to use for salary matching in trades so the team they trade him to can cut him and essentially get around salary matching trade provisions of the CBA? That is what they did with guys like like Adrien and Dorsey in the past.
     
  17. OremLK

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    Dorsey has developed a lot in Europe... I wouldn't be surprised if all you guys end up eating crow and he's a really good backup center for us this season
     
  18. Lin On Me

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    Hey guys.. are all these former rockets signing real or fake?!

    I can't seem to put it all together..
     
  19. sugrlndkid

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    Let us introduce the spoiler and preview buttons
     
  20. Jontro

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    howardsucks sucks at posting pictures.
     

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