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Rockets to sign Joey Dorsey to a two-year, $2 million deal

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by HMMMHMM, Jul 15, 2014.

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  1. scottie brooks

    scottie brooks Member

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    *Knock Knock*
    *door opens*
    me: I'm here for the Gifs...
     
    #301 scottie brooks, Jul 15, 2014
  2. Hakeemtheking

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    This.

    Once Dorsey gets the ball in the paint, he knows what do to with it: dunk hard. Dude is truly built like a Mack truck, and unless you want to chance of having your hands and fingers bent away, almost nobody will be crazy enough to try to block his dunks.
     
    #302 Hakeemtheking, Jul 15, 2014
  3. danoman

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    I'm thinking Morey is trying to weaken Barcelona's team so that Real Madrid has a better chance to win the tittle. So that maybe next season we can bring Sergio Llul over.
     
    #303 danoman, Jul 15, 2014
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  4. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    not this guy again. can we just cut him please????? he's gonna be 30 and we still gonna be talking about him
     
    #304 hotballa, Jul 15, 2014
  5. vator

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    All he has to be able to do is play defense, rebound, and finish strong around the basket when Dwight sits. All strengths of his.
     
    #305 vator, Jul 15, 2014
  6. professorjay

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    WHERE AM I? WAS I IN AN ACCIDENT?
     
    #306 professorjay, Jul 15, 2014
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    I really think Greg Smith has more to offer than Dorsey and Adrien, hope I'm wrong...
     
    #307 jgreen91, Jul 15, 2014
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    Man, that's some next level ***** right there.
     
    #308 kevC, Jul 15, 2014
  9. hotballa

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    I think its more likely that Morey was just joking about signing Dorsey to weaken the team and somehow Dorseys agent slipped in a contract signature page into the Bosh contract. Then Morey saw Dorsey's signature and thought it was Bosh, and then he traded Lin.

    yeah I'm gonna go with that scenario.
     
    #309 hotballa, Jul 15, 2014
  10. Yung-T

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    We have a winner.
     
    #310 Yung-T, Jul 15, 2014
  11. cheke64

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    Wtf. Is this real? I just read the Jeff Adrien signing.
     
    #311 cheke64, Jul 15, 2014
  12. HMMMHMM

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    Via the good folks at in-the-game.org, Barcelona was 7.8 points per 100 possession better with Dorsey on the floor.

    Dorsey was automatic at the rim (73.7%) and despite his free-throw shooting woes (43.9%) still a respectable 15th in TS% among centers at 62.5%.
    4th in DRB% (25.1) and 3rd in ORB% (18.3).
    4th in BLK% (6.5) and 13th in STL% (2.0).
    Obviously he'll face much tougher competition in the NBA, but those are (prime-)Dwight Howard numbers.

    Haha :).
     
    #312 HMMMHMM, Jul 15, 2014
  13. vince

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    Morey always liked the raw talent Joey Dorsey had. Maybe with Barcelona Joeys BasketBall IQ has improved.

    Dosey looks like he would be a good fit here. Maybe it works out this time.... :)
     
    #313 vince, Jul 15, 2014
  14. zeeshan2

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    Didnt we trade Batum to get Dorsey?
     
    #314 zeeshan2, Jul 15, 2014
  15. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Talk about pathetic. You'd think we just traded away Harden and Howard.
     
    #315 REEKO_HTOWN, Jul 15, 2014
  16. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    No. We traded Batum for Dante Greene and Darrell Arthur.
     
    #316 REEKO_HTOWN, Jul 15, 2014
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    I believe in the Rockets and what they are trying to build even after losing; Parsons (overpaid) Lin(overpaid) and Asik (overpaid) in the off-season. I like all those players. But Joey Dorsey? I want to scream. This guy sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unless he learned how to play defense overseas then this guy still sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sure he is nice guy bla bla bla.....This guy makes me want to sell off my season tix that i do not even have. Yes we got a nice deal on Ariza but i hate watching him play too. Scottie Pippen has not played here in about 16 yrs...make the call!
     
    #317 Dacamel, Jul 15, 2014
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    Team seems to be getting tougher with every signing..... Why is there complaint?
     
    #318 skroodup25, Jul 15, 2014
  19. GanjaRocket

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    and then ron artest
     
    #319 GanjaRocket, Jul 15, 2014
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    Am I dreaming? WTF? From Lebron to Carmelo to Bosh to this...:(
     
    #320 Rocket_Man_2.0, Jul 15, 2014
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