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Judgemental Map of Houston

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by HR Dept, Jul 11, 2014.

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  1. droxford

    droxford Member

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    As a native Houstonian, I'd say this map is surprisingly accurate (if you want to generalize millions of people).

    I live in "Married Pretentious White People".
    I'm married and white (although technically I'm half-Mexican... if you were to meet me, you'd say I was white).

    .. I don't think I'm pretentious. But do people ever think of themselves as pretentious?

    And - yeah, Garden Oaks has been going crazy in popularity from people who want to live centrally, but are priced out of inner loop.
    (I think I just sounded pretentious).
     
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    ^^^ EDIT: Oak Forest and Garden Oaks
     
  3. Yonkers

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    You did though, right?
     
  4. Bandwagoner

    Bandwagoner Contributing Member

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    I don't believe you. Post your address, a picture of your house and a diagram detailing which room your kit is in.
     
  5. XxShadyPinkxX

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    The part of the east labeled "Aspiring Mexicans" should have /Blacks and I'd say that was totally true. Nothing sticks out as egregiously wrong to me. My favorite label is "Dueling Banjos".
     
  6. H-townhero

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    "Who knows, who cares?" is where my company's new office is being built, lol. :eek:
     
  7. K-Low_4_Prez

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    I live in "Texas history" but I miss "still pissed about being annexed"
     
  8. bobloblaw

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    "Pretentious White People" basically is just the politically correct way of stereotyping white people. No one ever says, "oh look at those pretentious black people with their hip hop and baggy pants" or "look at those pretentious Mexicans speaking Spanish to each other" or even "look at those pretentious Asians refusing to frequent non-Asian businesses."

    #Be Well
     
  9. Buck Turgidson

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    Kingwood.

    And I do know that "Katrina Refugees" is spot on. You'll never see an area Sharpstownified faster.
     
  10. Creepy Crawl

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    I'm in the "Fake amusement park" district. lol
     
  11. dmc89

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    Is that a joke? I was visiting a client in Sugar Land. As I was parked on the intersection of Highway 6 and 59 South/I-69, I noticed every car next to me had a South Asian driver in a Honda minivan, a Toyota Camry, or a Mercedes S-Class.

    Also, I disagree with used to be nice. That area is ethnically diverse, but quite safe and clean. It only lacks the culture and nightlife that's typical of most suburbs in Greater Houston.
     
  12. K-Low_4_Prez

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    Kingwood is summed up pretty well on Urban Dictionary
     
  13. Mr. Brightside

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    Anybody who is anybody lives within the Loop. I'm sure you don't want to be a nobody. The suburbs is where dreams go to die.
     
  14. vstexas09

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    haha the east side with Aspiring Mexicans hahaha
     
  15. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Prostitutes would have worked too.
     
  16. AXG

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    Meh... could be worse.
     
  17. BDswangHTX

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    said like a true inner-looper.

    I grew up in a kickerillo community. I'm sure people who live in Royal Oaks share my sentiment in when I say, "that's what cars are for."
     
  18. tellitlikeitis

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    I live... off the map.

    (I'm right above "Lots of old houses that look the same," but I don't actually live in an old house.)
     
  19. Mr. Brightside

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    I'm sorry you had to grow up in such a tough environment. I really feel for you. I do. But hey, this is America. The land of opportunity. If you work hard enough and just get a little bit lucky great things can happen. Including one day living within the Loop.
     
  20. BDswangHTX

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    one can only aspire to have such dreams. thanks for words of encouragement.
     

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