I must say this sucks. As some off you know, I've been running toplless bars in Houston for the last 15 years. Well, two weeks ago I got into a fight with a customer for being an ass, and escorted him out of my club, using his head has a protractable hand. Anyway, during all of the commontion the cops were called to the scene, which in my bussness is not a very good thing if you know what I mean. Once the cops arrived I told them that I didn't want to press charges aganist this idiot, I just wanted this to get desolved quickly. But when the cops questioned this jackass about what had hppened, he started to get lippy immediately, so the cops had no choice but to take him downtown. So now the County want's me to testify that this moron was trespassing on my property, which in all reality he was, sense I 86ed him a month prior to this incident, but what a waste of my time.
Well, the good thing seems to be that you are not the accused, but you are just there as a witness... "protractable hand"... So what's the name of one of your places? Might be interesting to stop by on a visit to Houston...
Right now I've set up shop at GiGi's, and I also have special interests involving Rick's. My big venture now is trying to lure Anna Nicole Smith to town for a night during the time of the Super Bowl. GiGi's is where it all started for Anna, so I thought it would be good for both parties if she came back for one last horah. I think Anna and the E! channel will bite on this one. I plan on offering her cash and Super Bowl tickets, in exchange for one stage performance and 1 hours worth of photographs and signings.
Anna would probaly take no less than 50,000. But if I play my cards right I should get her here for alot less than that.
I think the regs indicate that if Anna is included, the maximum capacity drops down to 73. Although I could have miscalculated in that I don't know what she plans on having for lunch that day. Damn variables.
Well I just got back from court, and a trial has been set for 6/25/03. Now I'm really going to fry this ******. And to all of my Anna fans out there, all I can say is this.. There are different strokes for different folks. So my two lessons of the day are the following. 1. Play with fire and you will get burned. 2. Sex sells
Hmm..Well Roc I've got a bachelor party to help plan. Although it's not going to be for a while in actuality, it never hurts to think ahead . Got any, uummmm, IDEAS? Or just a name I can drop should I stop by for..research....purposes?
I would want to watch Anna Nicole Smith strip about as much as I would want to watch Roseanne Barr strip...not at all!
Call "The Don" on day shift, and he will be able to get you in touch with me. ..or you can e-mail me at Kevcar325@aol.com, and you can tell me excatly what you are trying to get accomplished.
I could care less if I see her at all during her possible stay, but if it stirs up some echos from the barfly's around the neighborhood, then I'm all for it.
I hear ya. Bidness is bidness. Good luck! By the way, didn't Anna Nicole Smith also strip at Rick's Cabaret in the Galleria as well as GiGi's?
She sure did. The story around the camp fire is that she busted her a$$ on main stage at Rick's, and was to embarassed to go back their.(true story)
