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I want to strangle my girlfriends dog.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Jul 6, 2014.

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  1. VanityHalfBlack

    VanityHalfBlack Member

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    Asian?
     
    #21 VanityHalfBlack, Jul 6, 2014
  2. lean

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    take a **** in its food bowl to assert dominance
     
    #22 lean, Jul 6, 2014
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  3. cheke64

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    this. piss in its kennel and be like how ya like that b****
     
    #23 cheke64, Jul 6, 2014
  4. durvasa

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    You should watch Turner and Hooch. You may look at your canine friend a little differently after that.
     
    #24 durvasa, Jul 6, 2014
  5. Yonkers

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    You need to show who's alpha. You need to piss on it.
     
    #25 Yonkers, Jul 7, 2014
  6. shastarocket

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    LOL, make sure the dog is watching
     
    #26 shastarocket, Jul 7, 2014
  7. TheMystery008

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    I think R2K just used his magic on this thread.

    I'm gonna shut up now.
     
    #27 TheMystery008, Jul 7, 2014
  8. Mr. Clutch

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    Have it hanging in the foyer when she comes in.
     
    #28 Mr. Clutch, Jul 7, 2014
  9. LCAhmed

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    Time to call in the big guns

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    #29 LCAhmed, Jul 7, 2014
  10. CCorn

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    Yep... You guys are bad influences ;)
     
    #30 CCorn, Jul 7, 2014
  11. d12babymamas

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    If all else fails, I suggest doing what canine/wolf species do. Get on top of it and hump it to show your dominance. LOL
     
    #31 d12babymamas, Jul 7, 2014
  12. d12babymamas

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    and most importantly....pics or it didn't happen
     
    #32 d12babymamas, Jul 7, 2014
  13. RedDynasty

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    Get off ClutchFans and put it in its place.
     
    #33 RedDynasty, Jul 7, 2014
  14. Jontro

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    Leave dark chocolate on the kitchen counter with the intention of eating it later, then leave the house. When you come back... at least you didn't do it on purpose.
     
    #34 Jontro, Jul 7, 2014
  15. jev5555

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    Get that dog laid. Take it to a dog park and let it bone. Problem solved.
     
    #35 jev5555, Jul 7, 2014
  16. danoman

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    That dog is acting like that because it's in heat!
     
    #36 danoman, Jul 7, 2014
  17. CCorn

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    It's a rescue from an agency... Pretty sure they spay them.
     
    #37 CCorn, Jul 7, 2014
  18. smr6

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    A little necrophilia never hurt anyone.
     
    #38 smr6, Jul 7, 2014
  19. bigtexxx

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    of course this problem cannot be solved unless we know how hot your girlfriend is. Have to understand whether you should put up with such a problem like this dog.
     
    #39 bigtexxx, Jul 7, 2014
  20. Felixthecat

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    We need a picture of your girlfriend to decide the fate of her dog.
     
    #40 Felixthecat, Jul 7, 2014
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