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Clutchfans: toilet thread 2014

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by dachuda86, Jul 2, 2014.

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Do you pee on the toilet seat?

  1. No. Perfect Aim Breh.

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    73.7%
  2. Yes. too lazy, rude or stupid to even bother lifting the lid.

    4 vote(s)
    21.1%
  3. I'm a woman and exempt from this conversation.

    1 vote(s)
    5.3%
  1. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    OK, say admit it. Who on CF's is that guy who pees on the toilet seat?
     
  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Cram it up your cramhole, La Fleur
     
  3. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    I guarantee you that no one has that "perfect", non-splashing, non-sputtering, and non-spraying pee that they don't get at least one drop on a seat. :eek:
     
  4. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    Pick which one you most closely fall into... aiming or peeing on the seat you didn't lift up...
     
  5. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    also you seem to imply that one wouldn't lift the seat to pee... we already know which category you fall in
     
  6. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    I'm not saying it's alright to do it, but sometimes it needs to be done
     
  7. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    How so?
     
  8. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    I voted. Had you been not lazy enough to check "make this poll public" on the options, you wouldn't assume.
    Sometimes I do pick it up, sometimes I don't, depending if there is readily available paper to grab the seat. I won't grab it without paper. Eww, germs, gross!

    :p

    But you are talking about the seat that lifts, and that one will NEVER EVER be dry if you're a human male peeing into a toilet bowl that has it.
     
  9. TheMystery008

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    This remind me of the multiple threads that was created due to one toilet thread.
     
  10. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    if you want to claim a stall at work. it's the perfect way to do it.
     
  11. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    sick man.
     
  12. conquistador#11

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    cleverly disguised who is not circumcised thread.

    if you're an avid visitor to the hangout, you'd know that you sit down to pee. duh.
     
  13. dachuda86

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    haha there is the bottom option for that.
     
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    I wipe any mess with toilet paper post-zipping up.
     
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    Pee in the driveway. Problem solved.
     
  18. Bäumer

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    Feels like America

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  19. dmc89

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    No. I lift the toilet seat with my hand or shoe depending on how filthy it is. It's inconsiderate to urinate with the seat down. It makes the job harder for those who want to defecate since your aim can be off.
     
  20. Jontro

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    I exclusively pee in the shower.
     

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