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[BUSINESS] ACME, how do they stay in business?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Jun 25, 2014.

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  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Coils don't work properly.

    Rocket Skates malfunction.

    Cactus costumes that self-puncture.

    Dynamite that doesn't blow up in time.

    Instant Road that peels off the ground.

    Bows & Arrows that come off incorrectly.

    Rockets that go the wrong way when fired.

    Grenades that don't detonate when the pin is out.

    Just how does that company stay in business?!?!? :confused:

    I wonder if Wile E. Coyote ever called their Help Desk:
    "Yeah, ACME? Hi. I've been a loyal customer for 20 years and NOTHING has worked. Not one dang thing. :eek: "
     
    #1 SwoLy-D, Jun 25, 2014
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    This is a real thread folks.
     
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  4. SwoLy-D

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    :(

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    NSFW language:

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    Subsidies
     
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    Corporate tax loopholes
     
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    It's a roadrunner PR campaign, and the coyote is a paid plant. ACME is a front for the Agency that represents the bird.
     
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    Obama company he put tons of tax payers $$$ into
     
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    :eek: Well, I think he figured it out because the card says it all:

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