Unfortunately several times. Once while on the beach on Bahia Honda Key. First of all, the beach experience was completely overrated, and second, having a jogger run up on you in the middle of it is pretty lame. We were pretty hammered....it was 5 am and we had been up all night partying..so we just kept at it after the runner ran by us very quickly. Also my girlfriend in college walked in on me and my Bio lab partner. That did not end well. I got punched many times before I could get my pants on. I had to protect other parts of the body so my face took some serious blows. Regrettable incident. Horrifically, I walked in on my folks when I was in 5th grade. I would pay to make that memory go away.
Kind of what you yourself routinely do with your hand... but instead, you do it with a woman's vagina...
My dog walked in on me a few times. That's always weird, because you know that they know what's happening.
i was in highschool and a girl and i skipped school and were doing the thing. and her little brother and sister eventually got home and were spying on us or something and fell into the door which flew open and they fell to the ground and then the screaming started. not a great way for the girl to lose her virginity haha
If you haven't been "caught" by someone at some point having sex then you aren't doing it right or you haven't done it enough.
Yes, and it was embarrassing as hell. My sister-in-law came home for lunch, and I was rat tat tattin that ass on the living room couch. She just walked in the living room and said, "I'm home for lunch." Me and my GF jetted the F out of there, quick!
Story I heard from a work colleague His wife had just come home from the hospital with their 1st child. Her mother had come to help out with the baby for a couple of weeks. About a week later the guy was sleeping on the couch so he could get some sleep away from the crying infant before work in the morning. He woke up about 2am and horny so he thought he would slide back into his bedroom for a quick shot of leg. He gets into the dark room, drops his boxers and slides up behind he wife in a spooning position reaching around to grab his wife's breast and pressing his naked johnson against her ass. He then heard a voice say, "this is not your wife!" Apparently, the infant had been crying a lot that night and his mother in law had gone into their bedroom to be with the infant so the mother could go into the room where the mother in law was sleeping (away from the infant) and get some rest. The guy said he slid out of bed with out saying a word, put his boxers back on and went back to the couch. When he got up that morning he said his mother in law had already left the house and gone back home. He said he never discussed the situation with his wife and during the years that has past since, he has never once discussed it with his mother in law although they still speak and are at many family functions together. They have both treated the situation as if it never happened. He said he is certain that his wife knows since his mother in law left so quickly that morning but he has never had the courage to bring up the situation to her. When I heard the story I left for 30 minutes. One of the funniest stories ever.
My wife and I stayed at her grandparents house one weekend. After visiting we all went to our separate bedrooms. We were feeling frisky and decided to get it on. She was on top and when I was getting close to my vinegar strokes her grandpa walked in to see if we needed any extra pillows. Wife pulled the covers up as fast as she could but Gramps definitely got a good angle for a second or two. He closed the door and never mentioned it again.
When I was still living with my parents I tagged my waitress from twin peaks one night. The girl passed out naked on my bed and my mother walked in. I screamed and threw my covers over her. The awkward part was the next day when my mom goes well that was a really cute girl.
