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What's your deal breaker?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by K-Low_4_Prez, May 11, 2014.

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  1. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    Also, age. I'm 24, and I couldn't care less if potential women have careers yet.

    Obviously if one is 40, they have a different outlook.
     
  2. dragician

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    ...comes from a man with first hand experience.
     
  3. Blurr#7

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    Ugly feet/toes.
     
  4. plutoblue11

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    1. I hate to say this...people with kids (It doesn't work unless you have kids of your own as well)

    2. Being all-encompassing a##hole, d*uchebag, *itch, or c*nt...

    3. Being ultraconservative and Christian at the same time. Or, if you are one of those people who say Buddha is god or "worship Buddha."

    4. Having too many pets or being too attached to someone who is not family member.

    5. STDs, I'm sure no one will tell me that in advanced, though.

    6. Poly-arrangements ... I don't do package deals.

    7. No pillow... oh, this PG-13 site.

    8. Someone who is a fan of all (or more than 2-3 of) the following: Justin Beiber (don't even hate the guy); Kim Kardashian; Wendy Williams; one of those Basketball Wives/Love & Hip Hop/RH ladies; Nicki Minaj; Drake; Taylor Swift; Glee; Twilight; #does this after response; Drag Race; Glenn Beck; Kobe (Bryant); Duck Dynasty; Friday the 13th movies; Jersey Shore (show); the 700 Club; Here Comes Honey Boo Boo; PETA; Dan Gilbert (NBA owner); or Tyler Perry movies. I actually have nothing against the individuals, programs, novels, music, lifestyles, or their personal views ... but their fans and supporters can be a scary bunch. I see the way they conduct themselves in public, online forums, fan mail, and user comments.


    9. If you consider yourself a queen, princess, barbie, king, or some self-assigned title that you have not been legally given or granted.

    10. Being FU#CKIN' MARRIED...good god, I love to date and have sex...but I'm not prostitute who is destitute, but those days maybe coming...if this lists keep growing.


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    Good enough.
     
  7. Nook

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    Try harder.
     
  8. Big MAK

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    Man, there are a bunch of foot fetish people on here.

    I'd say a stinky poon. The second I can smell it is the second I stop calling.
     
  9. plutoblue11

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    WHAT IF ... she's rich or financially set?
     
  10. SirCharlesFan

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    Even better! I would hope she has some way to fill her time, like charity work or a serious hobby.
     
  11. plutoblue11

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    Being a real housewife :rolleyes:
     
  12. Haymitch

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    An uncircumcised penis.
     
  13. el gnomo

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    Are you talking about smashing or dating? If it's just a one-night stand, there aren't many dealbreakers (other than hideous/obese). I can usually drink enough alcohol to justify anything for one night. Dating is a completely different story.
     
  14. IBTL

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    Yep I am a foot guy.

    I went out with this one gal and she had nice tittys and face but her feet looked like ET hands. She LOVED to wear sandals too. I was always trying to come up with scenarios where she would need to wear socks or tennis shoes. I would be like 'yeah it's really gonna rain today when we go to that concert' or 'leave your socks on I want to have sex with you with socks on.. it's my thing'

    so you like circumsized penis huh? lucky for you this is murica. you go girl.
     
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  15. Houstunna

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    Generally?... So, there are exceptions in your life?

    Good call
     
  16. percicles

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    Smoking
    No Anne Hataway or just an overall sex prude.
    Treats ppl in service industry like sh-t.
    Ultraconservative. Like Bachman/Palin crazy.
    Looks for validation on Instagram.
     
  17. dharocks

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    Rudeness.
    Constant negativity.
    History of infidelity.
     
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    Too many things to list... lol... Yes, I know... I know...

    But, one of the the first and foremost on my list... when it comes deal breakers for me, outside of disappointing physical attributes... is triteness...
     
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    For #8...I forgot Dr. Phil, Tyler Perry shows, Joyce Meyer, 50 Shades of Grey, or worst of all, a fan of the Utah Jazz or Karl Malone.
     
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    Middle toe longer than big toe....
     

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