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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by finalsbound, May 30, 2003.

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  1. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

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    I think we did this last offseason, and it provided some laughs to go with the nail-biting that goes on with the prospect of finding the right coach. It's easy, just make up headlines (serious or funny) that you hope to see in the coming weeks/season.

    Brown happy to join Rockets

    POW! Yao toys with Shaq

    IT'S TIME: Rockets finally earn playoff berth
     
    #1 finalsbound, May 30, 2003
  2. backwardhead

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    HOW NOW BROWN YAO?
     
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  3. codell

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    What can Brown do for Yao?
     
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  4. SLA

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    Sorry for interrupting once again another happy and joyous thread.....but who made that up?!? That is so creative....I know postal company.....but did Clutch come up with that? I saw Jim Rome use that same phrase.....
     
    #4 SLA, May 30, 2003
  5. codell

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    Its the slogan for UPS. "What can Brown do for you?". (I said will instead of can by mistake)
     
    #5 codell, May 30, 2003
  6. A-Train

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    Rockets Fall to 15-20, Larry Brown Fired

    :D
     
    #6 A-Train, May 30, 2003
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    Welcome back Rudy!
     
    #7 iOrange, May 30, 2003
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    DON CHANEY MAKES COMEBACK TO COACH ROCKETS
     
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  9. Deuce Rings

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    ROCKETS FAIL TO HIRE LARRY BROWN. SEASON TICKETS FOR THE NEW ARENA STILL AVAILABLE
     
    #9 Deuce Rings, May 30, 2003
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    17-1. Again?
     
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    Fancy? We talkin' bout fancy man. We talk... We talkin' bout fancy. We talkin' bout fancy.
     
    #11 Franz Kafka, May 30, 2003
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    Yao or Never: Sophmore phenom will lead the rockets into battle against the defending nba champs the nets in fridays game 7 final.
     
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    Cuttino Mobley Leads League in Field Goal Percent

    Yao Ming holds Shaq scoreless

    Steve Francis skips practice

    Moochie Norris void contract, heads to the Shangai Sharks

    Tim Duncan tears ACL,Garnett breaks leg, Rockets take lead in Midwest division
     
    #13 JPM0016, May 30, 2003
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    Francis Leads League in Assists, Credits Teammate Grant Hill for Success

    (and, on that same day, Pigs Fly, Aliens Land in My Nose, and Hillary Clinton Wins Beauty Contest)


    ;)
     
    #14 Nero, May 30, 2003
  15. Mr. Clutch

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    ROCKETS SQUARE OFF AGAINST FORMER COACH LARRY SMITH IN FINALS
     
    #15 Mr. Clutch, May 30, 2003
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    Brown's in, CC.net regulars still not content

    Brown's in, immediately trades entire roster for KG and signs the 4 freaks who kept starting threads to trade for KG

    New Head Coach Brown Excited To Mold Yao's Work Ethic After AI's

    Brown to Houston: "As Head Coach I Promise to Win A Championship By December, Then I Might Have to Step Down"

    Brown's Our Coach! Keith Van Horn Anxious To Join Up! Houstonians Propose A Blackout Of City To Hide From Keith...

    Rockets Forward Eddie Griffen On Brown: "Oh Snap, Is He Gonna Make Me Run Laps? My Lungs Are Tired"

    Nachbar: "Yes, Brown Is a Terrific Coach, I Hope To Meet Him Someday Like I Hope To Meet My Other Favorite Coach Rudy T!"
     
    #16 rockergordon, May 30, 2003
  17. finalsbound

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    In response to felderfirm's recent post,

    Rockets trade Mobley, Griffin for Houstonian Ford
     
    #17 finalsbound, May 30, 2003
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    FRANCIS DEMANDS A TRADE!
     
    #18 jo mama, May 30, 2003
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    Griffin shows up at camp with 15 more lbs. of pure bulk!
     
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  20. rockbox

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    The only way that is going to happen is if he gets on the scale with a bag full of his stash.
     
    #20 rockbox, May 30, 2003
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