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Looks like I'm going to find out if I'm a father...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by AntiSonic, May 28, 2003.

  1. MoBalls

    MoBalls Member

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    Son....is that you?
     
  2. Hobbs

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    May you be as barren as the Sahara.
     
  3. AntiSonic

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    Never thought I'd see the day where these would be the sweetest words I could hear:

    "I started my period today!!!"

    :D

    Phew. What a relief. Thanks so much for the support, guys! :)
     
  4. fatman510

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    Wow, you got some good luck
     
  5. SmeggySmeg

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    where's the typical Bacqui post ;)

    Better luck next time Anti :p
     
  6. coma

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    Good to hear AS.

    I've been in the same boat, I bet you felt like you just beat Mike Tyson in PunchOut for the first time or something.

    Really though, be careful next time lil' dude. You may not be as lucky next time.
     
  7. Oski2005

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    Dude, don't ever put yourself in this position again!

    Remember what the Fabulous Thunderbirds sang:

    Wrap it up. . .
     
  8. RIET

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    I think that's what guys at SMU say too. I could be wrong.
     
  9. Oski2005

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    ha-ha-ha, nice one.
     
  10. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Wrap that rascal.

    DD
     
  11. arkoe

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    Or in the words of Van Wilder: "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool."
     
  12. bnb

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    Better late than pregnant...

    we can laugh now.
     
  13. Isabel

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    Wrap it or slap it...

    No glove, no love...

    Life is sweeter if you wrap your peter...
     
  14. Fatty FatBastard

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    WOW!!! Good stuff guys.

    Just to let y'all know, I love my son, and I wouldn't trade him for anything....... EVER.

    But.... My son now calls me "Jim" (not "dad, or Daddy")

    My Ex-wife remarried the day of our Divorce. ( which is why my son stopped calling me daddy, and started with "Jim")

    I was never aware of the divorce until it was finalized.

    I now pay nearly $1,000 a month in child support.

    My child now lives in Tennessee, and I have to still pay over $1,000 just to get to see him. (Not to mention how much I've already paid.)

    I'm NOT saying don't have children! Even with my nightmare, I'd do it again vs. not having him here.

    BUT, it is a HUGE responsibility on BOTH partners. Just because you're infatuated with someone at 20 doesn't mean you and her are well to do with a child.

    I state this with meaning. ALWAYS protect yourself first.
     
  15. giddyup

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    Ouch! That seems like a lot.... a realy lot.
     
  16. YoYao

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    what condom did you use, I just wanna know for future reference :D
     

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