What's your pick up line?

on the ass not the face!!

 

are those space pants you are wearing?.........becuz that ass is out of this world!!

 

"Hey baby, wanna see my socks?"

Kinda like this guy...

 

How about "I'm unemployed and I live with my parents"?

 

Or how about "It would be cool to pet you, baby!"

 

Hey baby, I have over 6,000 posts on an internet message board...wanna screw??

 

Or how about "Spiky hair, dirty cream colored pants, and a mock turtle neck, what MORE can you ask for, baby!?"

 

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

I use that one all the time. It never works, but that's not important.

 

Just do the opposite.

 

you win!

 

Dont hit girls. ....On the street or on the porch. You just dont hit them.
Now if you want to hit on them..tell them something like....

Hey baby...how about you and me back to my room and share a bowl of cereal and then maybe I take can off my turtle neck and dirty white socks, then we can get busy before my parents come home.

 

LMFAO!!!!

YoYao, you're the talk of the BBS since you posted that picture of yourself. lol, these folks will jump on and prey off you like a swarm of flies jumping on dog ****.

 

Sickeningly, this one actually works...

You: "Hey you look familiar, do I know you from somewhere?"
Her: "I don't know, do you?"
You: "Yeah, because I usually don't forget the face of attractive girls."
Her: *Blush* *Smiles*
You: "Well if you give me your number maybe we can find out where we know each other from?"
Her: "Cool!"



"Girl, was your dad a terrorist? Why? Cuz you da bomb!"


"That shirt looks pretty becoming on you, of course if i was on you, I'd be coming too."


Girl: "What kind of car do you drive?"
You: "A back-hoe"
to which she will undoubtedly answer: "What?"
shout "GET BACK HO!" and hit on her friend instead




These are more my style....


"Hello, I am one dimensional and have no interests in life other than obtaining sex."


Him: Hey you..
Her: What?
Him: *vomits in her face*



Me: "Doest thou love me? "
Her: "No"
Me: "But thou must! Doest thou love me?"
Her: "No"
Me: "But thou must! Doest thou love me?"

etc........
(mad props to anyone who gets this reference)




Me: "Will you go out with me?"
Her: "No."
Me: "Dammit."




Me: "Look out!"
Girl: "Aaaieee!"
Me: "Eh... Sorry."
Girl: "Is that a grappling hook?"
Me: "Well, yeah."
Girl: "You're kinda cute..."

 

"Your face would look lovely with the black eye I'm itching to give you."

"The word of the day is 'legs'... Let's go back to my place and spread the word"


And, the one that never fails "Nice breeding hips!"

 

Your hair is like a Chia Pet.

 

You wanna dance? Good, go dance while I hit on your friend.

 

That's George Constanza's line. Just like the "its not you, its me" gig.

 

YoYao: A little hairier on the rest of your body, and more poofy hair... and you would resemble UmegaSupreme's poodle

 

oh, and white hair all over your face.