Dude was scared to urinate next to me

That demonstration of manliness may work but, respectfully decline any high five or handshake from a guy just got done holding his junk and wiping his ass.

 

Touche! A safer choice would be....

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Obviously he gave a damn.
The question becomes why do you give a damn?

 

because he's proud he pushed a beta off the urinal?

 

That was actually very entertaining.

 

I think you just compromised a promising bathroom relationship with that young man by telling a bunch strangers about this problem. He may have had good pissing buddy potential, if you consulted him on the matter. Maybe, you guys should be like girls and use the stalls for everything. Completely averted. Though, I thought they had closed urinals in most bathrooms, now, I figure because guys let their urine splash on each other or some guys tend to spot (size) check other guys, while pissing.