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[Anti-jinx] We're losing in the first round because...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by htwnbandit, Apr 14, 2014.

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  1. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Howard and Harden go down with stress fractures in their feet.
     
    #21 rockbox, Apr 14, 2014
  2. Haymitch

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    Only if he's moved to a wing position.
     
    #22 Haymitch, Apr 14, 2014
  3. jayhow92

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    Durant somehow defeats us even though we don't play OKC.
     
    #23 jayhow92, Apr 14, 2014
  4. EightDoobies

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    Do it please Jones.
     
    #24 EightDoobies, Apr 14, 2014
  5. gambingo

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    Brandon Roy will play in game 7 and hit a buzzer beater
     
    #25 gambingo, Apr 14, 2014
  6. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    Can we talk anti-jinxes that have nothing to do with injuries?! Especially stress fractures?! :(
     
    #26 Juxtaposed Jolt, Apr 14, 2014
  7. Old Man Rock

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    You're not Harry Potter and this is not Hogwart's grounds. There's no such thing as an anti jinx thread. You can only jinx by believing and then saying we are going to do something creating an alternate outcome because your stupid overconfident attitude pissed the Gods off.

    But the Gods do not like when you think you can manipulate them with some stupid anti jinx antidote and only become more pissed. You have just created the ultimate jinx thread with your tom foolery and now must delete this thread immediately and hope and pray all is forgotten.
     
    #27 Old Man Rock, Apr 14, 2014
  8. Nanisteru

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    It's all about channeling your happiest thoughts about the Rockets winning into a Patronus of hakeem the dream to ward off the jinxes.
     
    #28 Nanisteru, Apr 14, 2014
  9. A New Age

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    Jeremy Lin hotties thread will save us. :grin::grin:
     
    #29 A New Age, Apr 14, 2014
  10. Merovingian

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    ...Linsanity :rolleyes:
     
    #30 Merovingian, Apr 14, 2014
  11. tinman

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    We got Dwight Howard who ACTUALLY took Orlando to the NBA Finals!

    No jinx, just the truth
     
    #31 tinman, Apr 14, 2014
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    Don't forget the Beard, he was partially responsible for getting OKC there :)
     
    #32 bongman, Apr 14, 2014
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    lopez pulls an hakeem and gets a quintuple double.
     
    #33 benchmoochie, Apr 14, 2014
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    DMO goes down with a pectoral injury.
     
    #34 joeson332, Apr 14, 2014
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    DMO goes down with a pect injury:mad:
     
    #35 joeson332, Apr 14, 2014
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    Jontro touches himself at night.
     
    #36 CCorn, Apr 14, 2014
  17. davidio840

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    Just at night? He has his hand permanently attached to his jewels.
     
    #37 davidio840, Apr 14, 2014
  18. Amiga

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    this is the perfect anti anti-jinx
     
    #38 Amiga, Apr 14, 2014
  19. htwnbandit

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    LOL

    Now THAT'S funny.
     
    #39 htwnbandit, Apr 14, 2014
  20. lucnguye92

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    We forfeit a game because our team woke up late.
     
    #40 lucnguye92, Apr 14, 2014
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