A LOF driving around Toyota Center looking for parking space and was completely lost! He asks tinman for help. tinman: Are you a Rockets Fan? LOF: Yes, I am a Rockets Fan! Go Rockets... tinman: Are you a True Rockets Fan! LOF: Of course, please give me the best direction? tinman: Me too, bro, here is how to get there: 1. Start out going northwest on Polk St toward La Branch St. 2. Take the 1st left onto La Branch St. 3. Turn left onto Jefferson St. 4. Turn left onto Jefferson St. Hamilton St is just past Chenevert St 5. Merge onto US-59 S via the ramp on the left 6. Take the exit toward Edloe St / Weslayan Rd 7. Merge onto Southwest Freeway 8. It is on the right hand side.
A LOH and a LOF got into an argument on Clutchfans and agreed to have a gun fight at a Starbucks. (After parking was found for both parties.)
I was expecting another Lin bashing thread, but you guys actually have some very funny jokes. Keep it coming.
Lin recently went to the bowling alley and fouled on half his shots because he kept stepping on the line.
Jeremy was hanging out at Chandler's house Jeremy: Hey man could you pour me a vodka? Chandler: Sure no problem. Can you pour me a shot also? Jeremy: You've got the bottle, why dont you do it? Chandler: Sorry man, I can't create my own shot
why does lin keep fouling with his face? cuz the refs are racist who taught lin to foul with his face? mcfail mchale and lin walk into a bar lin slams his face into a set of double d's mchale asks him "lin wtf are you doing?" lin replies "im fouling with my face"
