Republicans go Hipster

So he's a Republican because he literally quoted President Obama's line about all of the above energy strategy. Pretty sure Republicans were the ones who were critical of that when Obama became president.

 

They use computers?

 

I live in New York City but since I'm a total twatnozzle instead of using the awesome public transportation I prefer to drive around in my Audi and complain about gas prices.

Nah, dude, you didn't have to tell us you're a Republican. We'd already figured it out.

 

LOL He sure did. That is just hilarious.

“We can’t have an energy strategy for the last century that traps us in the past. We need an energy strategy for the future – an all-of-the-above strategy for the 21st century that develops every source of American-made energy.” - President Barack Obama, March 15, 2012

http://www.whitehouse.gov/energy

 

he lives in DC.

 

I knew I had seen that guy before.

 

My friends and I want 2 part-time minimum wage jobs with no benefits so we can work 60 hours a week to afford a 500 square foot apartment with 2 roommates.

 

I thought hating hipsters was something both parties finally agreed upon.

 

From a marketing perspective, this is brilliant. From a moral perspective, absolutely abhorrent.

Should worry the Democrats that the Republicans are on to something so early on. But for me, there's really no difference between each faction of the business party. Looking more and more similar everyday.

 

You really think so? I can't imagine anyone from the demographic he is supposed to depict and represent falling for this obvious corporate shilling, much less his terrible acting. If I was a rep from the GOP, and some advertiser brought this in, I'd tell them to GTFO.

 

On to something so early?.......

They are years late.......