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If Mo were alone in the woods....?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Live, Dec 13, 2000.

  1. Live

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    ...and a shot bounced off a rim and came his way, would he THEN get a rebound?

    If so, how would you know, since he's alone?

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  2. BobFinn*

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    Who took the shot? KT?

    What was Mo doing alone in the woods?

    Shouldn't he be practicing?

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  3. crash5179

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    If he is alone in the woods he can at least lie about how many times he got a rebound!

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  4. ROCKETBOOSTER

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    Anywhere a man can be out in the woods alone, you can be assured, basketball rims do not abound, unless Bigfoot has started a Sasquatch league somewhere deep in the groves, we do not know about, yet.

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  5. thefranchise3

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    STOP DISSING MO YOU STUPID PEOPLE!

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  6. Rockets R' Us

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    C'Mon Clutch......anytime now.... [​IMG]

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    Francis out top, 9 seconds on the clock, he gives a no look pass to Cuttino Mobley, 4 seconds left, Mobley passes to an open Langhi in the corner with 1 second left! Langhi at the buzzer.......YES!!! How Sweet It Is!!
     
  7. Live

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    OK franchise, you post,

    But in your signature you write,

    OH, I GET IT!! Defend the non-rebounding, non-defending PF, but diss the former MVP, Finals MVP, and 2-time champion.

    PLEASE, CLUTCH!!! CLOSE THIS THREAD!!

    What started as a bad, tasteless poke at Mr. Taylor has become a forum for idiocy!!

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  8. Lil Francis

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    No Walt Williams took the shot [​IMG]
     
  9. ROXRAN

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    he would get shot.

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  10. OldManBernie

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    It might sound ugly franchise... Olajuwon is still the best big player the Rockets have. Olajuwon could be a big whiner, but hey, he has shown production on a couple of occasions this season... I really can't say that for Taylor.

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    STOP DISSIN WIZARD......YOU STUPID PEOPLE!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

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  12. Space Ghost

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    STOP DISSING STUPID PEOPLE, STUPID PEOPLE!!

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  13. OT

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    Let's all diss thefranchise3 until Clutch gets rid of he.

    I'm a poet and didn't know it.

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  14. Live

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    Once again, in the immortal words of Jimmy Walker,

    "Well, you know, WHAT CAN I SAY?!"

    Just trying to outdo tybrave/tyronn.

    AND NOW FOR THIS THREAD TO DIE A MERCIFUL DEATH. AU REVOIR, MON CHERI.

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  15. AstroRocket

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    Its still alive and kickin'. amazing.

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  16. HOOP-T

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    This gets my vote for the worst thread EVER.

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  17. Rockets2K

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    Time to kill this thread.

    Signed, The Thread-Killa

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