...so the horse says to the bartender " I said a dry martini, you dolt!" Have a Happy Happy Joy Joy kind of day, AB...Don't do anything any of us wouldn't do....Not sure what that leaves open, but I'm sure you'll manage. PEACE JAG
You know...you're very talented. You should get on BET. It would be good exposure. BTW, I've got this great joke you might want to her. People tell me I should be a comedian. Did I leave anything out? OH YEAH!!! Have a GREAT BIRTHDAY!!!
Of all my Birthday greetings, I knew these would be the most entertaining. Thanks for not letting me down!
Happy Birthday to a class guy. I talked to a friend who saw you a couple of years ago (he thinks) in Austin. He's up at Second City now.
Happy Birthday AB! So, this Sista Girl told me that the PTA association of the school near her neighborhood is looking for a standup act to perform for the 4th grade assembly next Wednesday if you're interested.. I think that would be SOLID!
I don't see how you can pass this up, AB. It looks like a great way to get some exposure. Kids mature early these days, 4th grade is definitely old enough to handle even the most adult-oriented parts of your act.
happy birthday AB...when if ever will you be in seattle. im depressed from all the rain and lack of sunshine and could use some comedy to cheer me up.