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Weird Mystery Insect

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Pipe, May 13, 2003.

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  1. Pipe

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    Last night after work I played with my dogs and 10 year old son in the back yard. While playing I went through some bushes retrieving balls and frisbees.

    Later I noticed what appeared to be some "debris" on my sleeve. The debris was moving. I knocked it off and inspected it.

    About the size of a pencil eraser. Somewhat turtle shaped, but very irregular surface. I thought it looked like a ball of moss and small twigs. One child said it looked like mold, another a small dirt clod. It was kind of greenish gray in color. On the bottom it had what appeared to be six short legs (kind of a translucent red) and a small pair of pincers in front. No wings. The outer shell, which I imagine was some kind of camoflague, was kind of spongy to the touch.

    I looked in the Texas Critters book, but no luck. Any ideas? :confused:
     
  2. giddyup

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    Did you keep it... under lock and key?!
     
  3. KingCheetah

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    Camo? Hmmmm... Could be an Al Queda operative, call Homeland Security this could be a biggie.
     
  4. MadMax

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    punchline: "i don't know...but it's climbing up your shoulder!!"
     
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    That's a duck.
     
  6. Falcons Talon

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    Maybe it a tumor.
     
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    "What's a duck?"
     
  8. MadMax

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    IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!
     
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    It was bird poop. It was moving due to the 6 Shiner Bocks you drank before going outside.
     
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    I think you were right the first time, its definitely a "critter", too small to be a "varmint".
     
  11. rockHEAD

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    You touched it??

    It was an Amazon Turtle Bug... highly poisonous, the effects take about 2 days to immobilize and reduce your heart rate to near death levels... you will soon be a zombie!!

    not really
     
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    Was it this?
    [​IMG]
     
  13. Pipe

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    I kept it in a jar. This morning its dead. PETA is knocking at my door right now! :eek:
    I was only on my second Shiner ...
    :cool:
     
  14. Pipe

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    No. It's *body* wasn't smooth at all. Like a little piece of moss with small twigs in it. Or maybe like something you get out of your bellybutton during Spring cleaning. :D
     
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    [​IMG]

    Was it a Flat Bark Bug?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Pipe

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    Too flat. It was almost as big as a pencil eraser, kind of shaped like a turtle or VW beetle. Colors are close, but the mystery bug was more of a washed out green. Also, you could not see the legs or the pincers, which were very short, unless you turned it on its back.
     
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    Maybe it was a Fat Bark Bug then :D
     
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    Thats a pretty weak defense for cold blooded murder. Where did you store the jar...in the microwave.
     

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