Terrance "The Spark" Jones. The way he sparks out our offense, especially to start a game. has been doing that ever since he got the starting gig. He earned himself a nickname. well that or the Igniter. He is literally turning into that forward we have been looking for. Every week we expecf him to have a slump, but he doesn't. He hustles so much, he brings toughness, he is athletic, he drfense is pretty good and he has some short of shot. that or "The Igniter"
I kinda thought we'd settled on this one... maybe you have to be old for this to seem like a no-brainer. But even if you didn't grow up with the Cheech and Chong reference, it's still good, right? Wonder if he'd think so... or just be like lol wut.
But people could mistake 'bum' to mean butt. It would seem like T-Jones nickname would be some PG version of 'asskicker'
You know what's worse than not having a nickname? Having a halfass nickname that doesn't really fit. Just call him Terrence, TJones, or Asset.
Stop trying to make a nickname happen! It must grow organically, not from (who died and made you) "official" threads.