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what's your favorite movie one-liner?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by verse, May 7, 2003.

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  1. RIET

    RIET Member

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    Coffee is for closers.
     
  2. MacBeth

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    That's easy...Brando in Apox Now...
     
  3. MacBeth

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    Oscar:I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm crackin' up...I tell ya,I just can't take it. When your here everything you do drives me crazy...when you're not here, thinking about the things you're gonna do when you get home drives me crazy...I tell you, Felix, I'm cracking up....

    Felix: What is it, is it the cooking, the cleaning, the complaining, what?

    Oscar : I'll tell you what it is...It's the cooking, the cleaning, the complaining...You leave me little notes on my pillow...I've asked you a hundred and sixty times to stop leaving little notes on my pillow...*reads* " We're all out of Corn Flakes. FU " It took me three hours to figure out that FU meant Felix Unger...I tell you Felix, I'm cracking up...
     
  4. getsmartnow

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    OK, not from a movie, but from M*A*S*H (TV).

    Hawkeye is punching a bag, hanging from the ceiling. On it is written 'Burns'. Trapper is watching. Hot Lips comes along and looks at the bag,

    Hot Lips: Isn't that Franks' bag?

    Trapper: I thought you were Franks' bag!?

    :D



    "You see, your bones won't break in a bobsled. Oh no, they shatter."

    John Candy, Cool Runnings.


    "Fell deeds await...Now for Wrath...Now for Ruin...and the Red Dawn...Forth Eorlingas!"

    King Théoden, The Two Towers


    "Yes, it's true. This man has absolutely no dick."

    Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
     
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    "pullover.....what?........pullover.......no its a cardigan but thanks for noticing"

    ahh i love that movie
     
  6. Tonaaayyyy

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    "So guys, whatchu think?.. should i tuck in or out" [​IMG]

    -Scary Movies
     
  7. Rashmon

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    "You can't fight here, this is the War Room!" - Dr. Strangelove
    "We'll make him an offer he can't refuse. " - The Godfather
    "Go ahead, make my day." - Dirty Harry
    "I'll be back." - Terminator
     
  8. Baqui99

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    Hell ya! Glengarry Glen Ross quote!


    "I came to work in a BMW, and you came here in a Hyundai!"
     
  9. red

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    "malcovich...malcovich...malcovich malcovich malcovich. malcovich malcovich, malcovich malcovich."
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    Don't know, and don't care why I couldn't get the classic line from "Spaceball's" put on here by Red..... But It is classic.

    "Sir! I did not seeing you playing with your dolls, sir!"

    Another favorite of mine:

    "Today we are teaching poodles how to fly...

    Alright Fifi, you look like you're ready! look at how adorable she is!

    READY! And here we go! One! Two! Three! And Fly Fifi!

    (yip yip yip yip yip thump)_

    Awwwww, Man!:D

    (say what you want, but I used to bring this video over for parties, and people were crying from laughing.)
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    RIET!!!! PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN!!!

    You know what it takes? It takes these... brass balls.

    Richard Roma: Ohhhhhhhh! What A BIG MAN YOU Are! I tell you what, let me take a pack of bubble gum, and show you how to chew it!:p
     
  12. Tonaaayyyy

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    "hhhhhhhhh....hhhhhh...hhuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."

    *hands presses against foggy car window*


    -Titanic
     
  13. Phi83

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    I love this thread!!!

    Here are some from Unforgiven:

    Reporter: "You just shot an unarmed man"

    Munny: "He should've armed himself"

    Munny: "Hell of a thing killin' a man... taking all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."

    Munny: "All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down."

    Buckaroo Bonzai: "Remember, where ever you go there you are"
     
  14. Zac D

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    "Oh please, I've had firmer handshakes."

    "It's small, but it's fierce!"
     
  15. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    I want Elliot Ness DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!

    You got an all out prize fight, you wait til the end, theres one man left standing, and thats how you tell who the winner is.

    Somebody steals from me, I say "You stole." I don't talk to 'em about spittin' on the sidewalk.

    All De Niro as Al Capone

    I hope so commander, for your sake. The Emporer is not as forgiving as I am.

    Darth Vader - Return of the Jedi
     
  16. Playercentral

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    "Give me some sugar baby"

    Army of darkness ...Bruce campbell
     
  17. Zac D

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    Good call.

    "Listen up, you primitive screwheads..."
     
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    I find your lack of faith disturbing.
     
  19. heypartner

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    it wasn't a trivia question. I was trying to guess Pole's favorite line. I imagine he watched Apocalype Now again tonight, and he'll reveal his favorite line soon.
     
  20. Palmray

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    "He is so cool, the sheeps are counting him to fall asleep"

    The heist (speaking of G. hackman)
     

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