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Bachelor Party Extravaganza

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El_Conquistador, May 6, 2003.

  1. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

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    drink more.... I don't think you guys will be doing enough shots.
     
  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Georgia Okeefe T-shirt. Museum store. $18.

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  3. SmeggySmeg

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    one word Jorge

    WAX
     
  4. The Real Shady

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    You've got just about all of the bases covered but if you want to make it more interesting when the stripper comes up to your room try this game. Have all the guys sit down at a table with a table cloth on it that extends to the floor. Then everyone at the table pull their pants down and send the stripper under the table. How the game works is she will go down on one guy for a minute or two. In this minute you watch all of your buddy's faces and try to determine which of your friends is getting the hummer. Also, during this minute you will be playing quarters to determine who will become the selector and he has to make the choice on who is getting the blow job. If the selector guess's wrong then he has to leave the table. If the selector guess's right the the one getting the blow job has to leave. Last one at the table gets the full blow job.
     
  5. Cohen

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    Your responsibility will actually be to keep the groom from getting alcohol poisoning. Once everyone gets going, he'll be taking shots long before previous ones hit him.

    He'll enjoy it more if he can remember some of it.
     
  6. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    As an interesting, unrelated aside to B-Bob's post...

    I was at a strip club on Friday night for dinner when a stripper appoached a friend at our table. She sat in his lap, then proceeded to pull her bra down, exposing her nipple. At that point, I was sitting approximately 4-5 feet to the right of the friend. I then felt a stream of liquid hit my face. Wondering what it could possibly be, I looked in the direction of the flow and noticed that the stripper was squirting me with her boob. I was outraged, as you would likely expect. Livid. I recognize that much of what happens at strip clubs is not sanitary, but this was clearly out-of-bounds, even for Treasures. Angered, I asked "ARE YOU LACTATING?" I then reprimanded her verbally for her disgusting display. She left the table in a huff.
     
  7. The Real Shady

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    That's disgusting.
     
  8. Mrs. JB

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    Well, that's one way to get a milk mustache.
     
  9. rezdawg

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    I think you nailed the most important part of the evening. You are good to go.
     
  10. RIET

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    She knew you had a calcium deficiency and was just trying to help.

    Strippers are people too.
     
  11. moestavern19

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    You should have asked her if Beer comes out of the other one.

    or

    how long does it take to fill up that supersoaker?
     

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