North Koreans Claim 100 -300 Nukes Aimed At US, Ready To Use!

The Iraqi Information Minister is back!

 

I'm so tired of them, if there was ever a country that needed to get bombed, it should be these a-holes for shooting their mouths off every week.

 

Heh, I bet you that idiot is probably paid by the carlyle group to promote national missile defense.

 

HAHA...you beat me to it... but on to other things....

North Korea is like comic relief for the rest of the world. I think they are just flat out funny in a bizarre sort of way. I think my favorite thing with North Korea is their plan to fight South Korea. Here is their plan...pretty simple...NUKE SEOUL! Thats it. That is their big plan to take back the south through war. Just nuke the capital. HAHA...I love it! We should rename Kim Jong-il to Dr. Evil. Is there some way to combine the Iraqi Infomation Minister and Dr. Evil, because that would be North Korea.

"The running imperialist dogs of the U.S. will be annihilated by our 30,000 lasers we have pointed at the disgusting, drug infested American cities if the U.S. passes its futile sanctions against the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. The liberation from this b*stard dictator Bush and his partners in war crime is coming Americans. Rise up and slaughter other Americans supporting this most evil thug Bush. If you do not slaughter them, force them to commit suicide in most vicious ways. It is not Democratic People's Republic of Korea who needs the rotting U.S. economy, but the U.S. who needs Democratic People's Republic of Korea to maintain their position in the world. Bring on your 'sanctions' and feel the wrath of the 1,000,000 lasers we have aimed at you Bush! The American economy is merely a mirage maintained through the strength of the economy created by the omniscient and peace loving Kim Jong-il. Its destruction will be assured by our arsenal of 50,000 hydrogen bombs, however the war criminal oil whores Bush and Cheney will destroy themselves and their economic illusion if they 'sanction' the mighty Korean economy. They will destroy the putrid and failing American economy once they sever ties with the true economic superpower Democratic People's Republic of Korea. After they rape the American economy 10,000 times by 'sanctioning' their only trading partner Koreans will burn the American war criminals Bush, Cheney, and Powell with flames seven times hotter than hell until these yellow cowardly puppets of Kim Jong-il cease attempts to 'sanction' the peaceful Democratic People's Republic of Korea. It is these horse-faced war criminals who should 'sanction' themselves through suicide!"

Two days later after North Korea agrees to talk with America, "Lasers? Nuclear weapons? What are these lies you are trying to spew forth from your rectum of a mouth? The Democratic People's Republic of Korea frowns upon this yellow journalism that slanders our great and wonderful nation."

It is amazing how bored I am, but writing that was kind of fun.

 

Pyungyang Phil....Baghdad Bob's Asian cousin.

 

No. No. No. No.

It is not pie; it is oil. It is always about the oil.

 

All it takes is one pointing back at them to be fired off first.

 

Bring us pie, oil, propane and propane accessories.

 

you know what this means...

time to have crazy wild animal sex

 

hey, even if the world is about to end I'm not making it with wild animals.

Hello Peta... you gotta keep an eye on Tonaaayyyy.