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What is a newbie?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by fatman510, May 3, 2003.

  1. Chance

    Chance Member

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    PERFECT!!!

    Dude I was laughing the right half of my ass off. Odd number of pets!!

    Damn! I am a newbie!
     
  2. monkey uncle

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    A newbie is some one with only 6 posts :rolleyes:
     
  3. myco

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  4. Uprising

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    The number of posts for one. AND the year they registered.
     
  5. LonghornFan

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    That's one of the dumbest things I've read on this board so far. Since I found the link to this site on a Houston Texans forum last year, does that still make me a AY member? I mean, since I happened to join in the year of Yao, will I always be considered one of those nasty n00bs that sits on the sidelines begging for spare change and clean underwear from the "Regs"?

    :rolleyes:

    Since I'm not a real Rockets fan due to the date I join Clutch City, I'd better erase all of those memories of the past, celebrating on Richmond after our 2nd championship, and celebrating in the Summit after the 1st. I guess I should also throw away all signed memorabilia that I have for the sake of keeping that unholy "newbie" tag shiney and clean.

    Gimme a friggin break, Oski.


    Note to Chance: Did you ever recieve my email regarding your friend who's spending time at Apple studios while Fiona Apple is there? I sent it, but I'm not sure it went to the right addy. :confused:
     
  6. fatman510

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    Whoa longhorn fan I hope you are just kidding.
    If you are not, well then you have serious problems man.
     
  7. LonghornFan

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    I'm just so skeert.

    Sorry if the sarcasm was hard to read... ;)
     
  8. Uprising

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    its kind of sad but seems that way. If you joined after the draft, of late 2002/early 2003, then it seems that you are one of them.
     
  9. Oski2005

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    Whoa there Nell Carter, you give me a break, newbie.

    You must be a newbie if you are going postal over that. You make it seem like I called you out personally or something.

    If you think that was one of the dumbest things things ever posted, you definately haven't been around here long enough.

    So chill out and realize it was a joke about the number of people who came here just because of Yao.

    And if you still haven't figured out that I'm just messing with you, you've got problems.
     
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  10. LonghornFan

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    Once again, it was a joke making fun of those who get so upset by being tagged with such a simple lable on a message board. I guess I should have added one of these ----> :D at the end.

    I definitely wasn't offended, but I will NEVER forget that you called me Nell Carter. That's just wrong on so many levels. :p
     
  11. Chance

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    31. You misspell months.
    32. You take commercials personally.
    33. You fidgeted during your mom's tupperware parties and got switched.
    34. You prefer Big Wheels over Green Machines.
     
  12. rezdawg

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    35. You pour the milk first, then the cereal.
    36. After you finish a salad, you bring the plate to your face and slurp up the remaining dressing.
    37. You watch horror movies with your left hand covering your right eye.
     
  13. KingCheetah

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    38. You post to make no one but yourself laugh.
     
  14. Oski2005

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    39. Your New Year's resolution was to stop saying "you go girl" to yourself.
    40. Your online fetish shop uses plaine brown wrapping, but the name "DIRTYSEX.COM" is stamped all over it.
    41. You have more than 5 credit cards.
    42. You use the same password for everything.
    43. You bought the Underground Comedy Movie.
    44. You have an Animal House John Belushi Poster.
    45. You go to Mass on Saturday night.
    46. You still use a Plug In from the 80's.
     
  15. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    47. Whenever someone calls out a name in public, you resond, whether it was your name or not
    48. You have posted in this thread 3 or more times
    49. You built your own computer, but still ended up with crappy hardware
    50. Your name is an adjective
     
  16. KingCheetah

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    51. You quote yourself.
     
  17. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    52. The sum of the ASCII values of all the letters in your full name is prime
    53. You recognize the words l337 h4x0r
    54. You have shaved any kind of symbol into your or someone elses hair (especially body hair)
    55. You have long, incredibly detailed agruments about who would win battles between completely fictional groups (eg. the United Federation of Planets vs. the Galactic Empire)
     
  18. KingCheetah

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    55. Twice
     
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    56. Most... depressing... thread... ever...
     
  20. rezdawg

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    57. You have an IQ of 170 or higher

    ;)
     

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