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Rockets jersey nickname ideas

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by htwnbandit, Jan 11, 2014.

  1. htwnbandit

    htwnbandit Member

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    Exaclty, I think a player would identify with Glide better than a couple of letters ("CD") right? Cuz ex. Clyde Drexler had a great leaping ability. CD is just his initials, and nothing else. Harden of course has his beard, that's why we call him "the Beard". Dwyane Wade (in his day) was fast, so we called him flash. Anybody that starts with a D and has his last name can be called D-Wade, so those type of nicknames, for basketball players anyway, are ones I stay away from. That's why I feel the nickname game is garbage now. Back then it was "The Doctor" now it's just "D-Rose". Meh. That's my rant.

    Oh, and even when it's not just re-arranging their name they come up with absolute garbage like "Swaggy P". :confused:
     
  2. jvu

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    Bev = West Broken
     
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    Omri Casspi: Jew Jordan
     
  4. ThatBoyNick

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    Lin-Linsanity
    Harden-TheBeard
    Howard-D12 or RocketMan
    Brooks-AB or CrazyLeg
    Garcia-Cisco or Frisco
    Parsons- ChandlerBang
     
  5. ChippedToothLin

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    Just add an E to Lin's jersey
     
  6. Horry4theWin

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    Omer Asik - Trade Me, Please
     
  7. tonman

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    lol, I saw the heat-nets replay and at the end ESPN put up the boxscore with the nicknames instead of the last names...
     
  8. valorita

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    Brooks - little black bean
    Lin - super lintendo
    Beverly - the pest
    Harden - old man bear(d)
    Garcia - no 3 no D
    Brewer - broken J
    Parsons - sky bang
    Cassipi - jewish gatsby
    Jones - t smoove
    Smith - big, *pause* hands
    Motiejunas - donuts
    Asik - cold turkey
    Howard - D12
    McHale - mcfail... Lol i kid
    Morey - dork elvis
    Leslie alexander - laugh of an angel
    Clyde - clyde the baby seal clubbing glide
    Worrell - the "everyone is a first draft choice and thus confuses listeners" man
    Isaiah - the cannon

    Need i say more?
     
  9. MadMax

    MadMax Contributing Member

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    If you have to spend a bunch of time dreaming up a nickname, then it's not a nickname.
     
  10. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    So, you're saying if it takes you one second it is a nickname

    Brooks - ABro
    Lin - JLin
    Beverly - Bev
    Harden - JHard
    Garcia - G
    Brewer - Brewery
    Parsons - CPar
    Cassipi - who cares
    Jones - TJones
    Smith - GSmo
    Motiejunas - DMo
    Asik - OSik
    Howard - Dho
    McHale - KMac
    Morey - DMo
     
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    Beverley: Grim Reaper
    Omri Casspi: Casspi the Ghost
     
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    took me awhile to comprehend why Harden is BEAR . . . . OLAJUWRONG and MR. TURNOVER are nice :)
     
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    Harden - Fear The Bear
    Lin - Mini Ming
    Howard - PnR
     
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    McHale's nickname should be "wing and a prayer" or just "wingin' it" :)
     
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    I don't know why you guys keep calling Cisco "cisco kid".

    I rather call him "Cisco System" than "kid"
     
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    Dwight - Free throw
    Garcia - G-spot
    Lin - Toe on the line
    McHale - Sticky Ball
    Parons - The Gel
    Morey - Just Assets
    Bev - Pocket Hurcules
     
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    Dwight - The refrigerator
    Harden - ShavemybeArd
    Lin - AmazeLIN
    Parson - Prettyboy
    Jones - IndianaJones
    Casspi - The chosen one
    Asik - BuntAtoy
    Brooks - TurBROOKs
    Beverly - Robocop
    Garcia - Killer Eye
    Dmo - Benchwarmer
    Canaan - The cheerleader

    This!
     
  19. EightDoobies

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    Hey hey hey, that's my chat name for him.
     

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