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Would You Date a Pornstar?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by MacBeth, Apr 28, 2003.

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  1. pasox2

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    Puh-leted.
     
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    How else can i photoshop them with the one's i have of Tera????
     
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    Dang! I go away for a few days and miss an epic. Since this thread is already as long as MacBeth, I'll keep my points brief:

    We know nothing kinky is going on with you and your five roomies because you spend way too much time posting here.

    I forgot your field, but if you're worried about tenure, just start carrying some Sociology texts around and slip a few comments about group behavior into your conversations with the Dons. Then, if you ever get called on it, you can say you're fascinated by the sociological ramifications of the p*rn industry and this woman you're hanging with is merely your entry into that group which allows you to study their behaviors without your prescence affecting their actions. (And take lots of notes so you can share your research with your BBS buddies.)

    Re: the dilemma... no harm in understanding the full complexities of the issue. Keep talking to her.

    Remember, there are lots of schools in the LA area.

    Finally, I'm glad I'm married and don't have to go through the dating thing, be it with p*rn stars or the gal in the next apartment.

    Good luck! I hope it turns out well.
     
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    on second thought im heading back to grad school now to get a PhD in socialogy...
     
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    I always wondered who wore the pants in the JB household. I guess it's clear now.

    ;)
     
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    Since he used to be a model (a la Matthew Barney?), it wasn't hard
    for me to find an actual photo of our narrator, especially knowing his
    initials and his actual first name. .... And here you are, ladies and
    gents. I present to you: MacBeth!
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    I could careless about dating one or if some one else did, I just felt out of place b/c I think I am the only person registered who has not posted in this thread, now that is not the case.
     
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    I believe this thread will still be going on even after each of us registered posters is dead and buried.

    This is truly the thread that wouldn't die.
     
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    can i trade the 15pts for a few pics?
     
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    Wow, amazing story. Have opinion, but no point adding it now. Where does it say that he modelled by the way? I did not catch it. Strange that you elaborated on the size of your penis, though.
     
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    Does anyone know what the longest thread ever is? I had a lot of fun reading this one and Im glad that things are working out with you and Tera.
     
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    Since "the beginning" of clutchcity.net, in the BBS Hangout, this thread has had the greatest number of replies (471) and views (9921 as of now) than any other thread. Second place was "Jim Rome on now talking about racist Shaq!" with 153 and 4296.

    If you take into account all 9 BBS boards and of alltime, this thread ranks #3 in terms of replies and #34 in terms of views, +/- error of .025.


    (yea, i'm that bored. what else am i gonna do? i've already done your mom :))
     
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    Not true, this thread is #2 now with 473 only behind Vengence's thread "1000 signs you're a Rockets Fanatic (obsessed)" with 492. I'm sure it will be #1 soon however.
     
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    You think people are gonna just post whatever to move this one into the number one spot?


    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
     
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    Tera Patrick is a registered nurse with a degree in microbiology. I vote we get checked for SARS by this nurse. It's 6:00, time for your sponge bath! :)
     
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    No...I don't think that will happen...And if need be, I will say that...another 18 times...

    But seriously, probably due to the content, this thread has almost 10, 000 views. What's the record for views?


    You know when I originally wrote sat down and decided to ask for advice in here, I figured I'd get a few jokes, a few inqueries as to which star it was, and if i was lucky a few actually helpful replies...Shows you what I know.
     
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    Ahem...
     
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    Is there a difference between pornstars and whores?

    If not, change the question to "would you date a w****?" makes the question much easier to answer.
     
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    kinda interesting twist......Guess one is legal one is not. Another arguement for another day ;)



    MacBeth !!!!!!!!

    For God's sake go on a date w/ her. A yr from now you'll look back and regret it. Hell, I'm already regretting that its been almost 6 days and you HAVEN'T!!!!!. Lower your standards just for the night :D

    Best thread ever!!
     
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