the offseason is such a bore "greatest team ever assembled" is folklore in the spirit of xmen2 it's only right to photoshop rockets as xmen tonight when i get off of work that's my chore.
Hill, hill, hill man hol up its that boy tyrone hill ooo how he remind me of a buffalo bill did u hear the rockets were tryin to get kendal gill naw 4real that man get more head than president BILL and then theres that boy cat he play stupid, i wanna hit him with a bat rockets need to get back TWO SANDWICHES, cause hes fat ya heard dat and how bout my boy boki brothaman softer and sweeter than a cookie yao went bac to china to get sum noki hey anywayz, wutever happened to moochi oh man sumtimes the rockets smell like azz even worse than the utah jazz oh wait, thats mo and griff smokin that wuzzaaa
Ode To the Mooch: Dribble, Dribble more Dribble, Dribble, Dribble damn Clock Violation Eddie and Mo: pass pass pass pass hit hurry up pass pass pass hit I am so damned stoned Kittens: shoot shoot shoot a lot give me the ball you dribbler Iso's are really fun
Limericks: There once was a man name Steve Francis With a basketball, he took too many chances On too many a play He gives the ball away No wonder he's missed all "the big dances" There once was a fellow name Mo Who always got to the ball too slow When there was a rebound He was never around Put away the weed and just say "no" There once was a player call Cat He "knew" he was where it's at "Second option" was his dream Maybe on another team Fall in line kitty or just scat There once was a fellow named Mooch With an afro like an ungroomed pooch Please heed my call Stop dribbling the ball You make me want to hit the hooch. There once was a player named Eddie And listen, I don't mean to be petty His potential is good But I'm wondering could He ever actually be ready? There once was a rookie named Yao Ming A fadeaway was his favorite thing My advice for him Play above the rim And one day he just may earn a ring.
LOL!! GREAT RHYME MAN!! I WILL BE COMING BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE SOON WHEN I HAVE TIME! BUT FOR NOW, YOU ARE DOING GOOD!!
