1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

OMG ESPN show is terrible

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by GoRox2013, Dec 13, 2013.

  1. DrNuegebauer

    DrNuegebauer Member

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2000
    Messages:
    12,606
    Likes Received:
    9,732
    This.

    Just because the show is lame now does NOT mean Magic was any good.

    Reminder of what it looked like with Magic.
    (pretend it is halftime of the Rockets/ Warriors game)
    Magic: huhuhuh, LA Lakers, Lakers LA, LA LA LA
    Simmons: I don't think they're playing
    Magic: ??
    Simmons: Let's talk about how well Howard is shooting free throws this last week
    Magic: Howard used to play in LA.
    Magic: YOU KNOW WHAT (getting worked up) STEPH CURRY SHOULD BE TRADED TO THE LAKERS (frothing at the mouth) LA LA LA LA
    Magic: LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAKERS
    Magic: LAAAAAAKERS
    Magic: LA LA LA LA
    Magic: So, a trade package would include Nick Young, and the Warriors would send Curry, Thompson, Iguodala, Lee, Bogut and 7 first round picks
    Magic: LALALALALAAAAAKERS
    Magic: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKERS
    (halftime finishes)
     
  2. shawn786

    shawn786 Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2003
    Messages:
    5,015
    Likes Received:
    6
    Simmons is pretty damn bad. I changed the channel during the half time break to CSN.

    Watching Calvin Murphy's suit was worth it.
     
  3. sugrlndkid

    sugrlndkid Member

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    11,543
    Likes Received:
    1,780
    very p*rn star name...:)
     
  4. rhino17

    rhino17 Member

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2006
    Messages:
    18,021
    Likes Received:
    4,424
    I watched the whole game on the csn broadcast. Terrible halftime show and bubbie is a babbling, senile, buffoon
     
  5. Zboy

    Zboy Member

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2002
    Messages:
    27,234
    Likes Received:
    21,958
    Doug Collins belongs in a McDonal's drive thru.

    He can preach the intricacies of BigMac cauce to countless of folks who simply dont care.

    He can team up with Hubie Brown the senile fry maker who will always put salt in your fries whether you asked for it or not.
     
  6. Roc Paint

    Roc Paint Member

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2001
    Messages:
    22,329
    Likes Received:
    12,444
    Did you expect anything else from the flipping east coast bias?
     
  7. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Member

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2007
    Messages:
    45,153
    Likes Received:
    21,575
    People's take on these shows seem to be a matter of personal taste. Can't please everybody.

    To me, Collins seems an odd fit. A guy like Stan Van Gundy would be much better but apparently Stern got him black-listed by ESPN. Hope to see Stan on TV next year after Stern gone but he may get a coaching job.
     
  8. justtxyank

    justtxyank Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2005
    Messages:
    42,881
    Likes Received:
    39,829
    You forgot Wilbon saying earvin every few seconds like he is the only person in the world close enough with magic Johnson to use his real name.
     
  9. finsraider

    finsraider Member

    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2010
    Messages:
    6,924
    Likes Received:
    4,984
    It's an unwatchable show to me. They've got the wrong people doing the wrong things. The corporate setup is all wrong for Rose/Simmons. Steele is awkward, and Collins is tough to listen to for more than 5 seconds.

    As someone else said, go full grantland or takeout Collins/Simmons and get all former players.
     
  10. Doctor Robert

    Doctor Robert Member

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 1999
    Messages:
    3,304
    Likes Received:
    863
    Simmons has a revolting personality... Unfortunate because he seems to be a smart guy. His TV persona makes me think he would be better off working for TMZ.
     
  11. Spacemoth

    Spacemoth Member

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2007
    Messages:
    9,901
    Likes Received:
    4,660
    Ervin Pls!
     
  12. dmoneybangbang

    Joined:
    May 5, 2012
    Messages:
    22,530
    Likes Received:
    14,262
    Jalen and Bill are really good together on Grantland. I think it's just a bad dynamic with Collins.
     
  13. Jeff Who

    Jeff Who Member

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2008
    Messages:
    8,389
    Likes Received:
    41
    Yeah, they should bring Jalen, he's pretty good
     
  14. GoRox2013

    GoRox2013 Member

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2013
    Messages:
    1,981
    Likes Received:
    84
    I personally chuckled at this:grin:


    Bill Simmons does not strike me as guy with a high basketball IQ. Atleast Magic had solid insight on certain aspects of the game we probably wouldn't notice. But Simmons almost never says anything worth listening too, other than catty gossip or trade rumors. He just doesn't belong on that type of show.

    If it were my decision I'd kept Magic & Wilbon and got rid of Simmons
     
  15. shastarocket

    shastarocket Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2006
    Messages:
    13,773
    Likes Received:
    1,082
    I would have disagreed with you if you said this to me 3 months ago.

    Not so much after: "I REALLY like the Reggie Williams pickup" "TRob will succeed with the Blazers" "Dragic for Lamb, Perk and Jackson" "Asik has lost half his trade value"

    Dude is of the old guard and dominated with his columns. However, ask him to backup some of his BS statements and he has to lean heavily on the uber talented Zach Lowe.
     
  16. across110thstreet

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2001
    Messages:
    12,855
    Likes Received:
    1,611
    ESPN moved their NBA Shootaround show to Los Angeles before the 2011-2012 season.
     
  17. Roc Paint

    Roc Paint Member

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2001
    Messages:
    22,329
    Likes Received:
    12,444
    west coast bias then. Whatever ;)
     
  18. Doctor Robert

    Doctor Robert Member

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 1999
    Messages:
    3,304
    Likes Received:
    863
    I'm just watching the halftime show right now, and it is unwatchable. They are trying to talk about Kevin Love, and Simmons just starts blurting out BS about how Love will never stay in Minnesota.... Completely off topic and annoying.
     
  19. Haymitch

    Haymitch Custom Title

    Joined:
    Dec 22, 2005
    Messages:
    28,371
    Likes Received:
    24,021
    So seriously, what happened to Doris Burke? Wasn't she supposed to be on this show?
     
  20. zerhoe

    zerhoe Member

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2006
    Messages:
    214
    Likes Received:
    2
    This. Shaq is terrible.
     

Share This Page