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Merry Christmas, Clutchfans. What would you give the Rockets?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by rofflesaurus, Dec 25, 2013.

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  1. Chef_Monteur

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    I would give Dwight some special Hulk serum.

    I would give Harden a "Man Up" T-shirt

    I would give Parsons the leg lamp from the Christmas Story movie.

    I would give T-Jones a pimp cane and taser for fending off those scary bums.

    I would give Beverly a book, " How to play NBA PG for Dummies".

    I would give Asik a lump of coal.

    I would give Lin a flux capacitor.

    I would get McHale a pipe and some good hydro.

    Not sure about the rest yet...
     
    #21 Chef_Monteur, Dec 25, 2013
  2. RocketRaccoon

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    A week vacation in Indy.

    I'd give CF a box of ludes to calm down after losses!
     
    #22 RocketRaccoon, Dec 25, 2013
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  3. Surfguy

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    A speech about how they are not good enough and need to re-dedicate themselves to getting better in the new year.
     
    #23 Surfguy, Dec 25, 2013
  4. ada32

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    LMAO! Good Post.
     
    #24 ada32, Dec 25, 2013
  5. sleepyazn

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    I would give Asik a box of tampons so he can stop pmsing and play already.
     
    #25 sleepyazn, Dec 25, 2013
  6. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Mario Elie's tenacity!
     
    #26 CometsWin, Dec 25, 2013
  7. DonatasFanboy

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    Morey Christmas!
     
    #27 DonatasFanboy, Dec 25, 2013
  8. torocan

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    A box full of Health!

    And an unprotected 2014 1st round pick for Asik... :)
     
    #28 torocan, Dec 25, 2013
  9. EnergyGuy

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    A playbook and eyes at the back of their heads (so they can help and still not lose their man).
     
    #29 EnergyGuy, Dec 25, 2013
  10. haydenfisher342

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    I had a dream that i was on the phone with James harden , he was putting on his credit card my plane ticket and game ticket for the next rockets home game, then that after party. I woke up though, im sad now
     
    #30 haydenfisher342, Dec 25, 2013
  11. SF3isBack!!

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    George Karl and Rajon ROOOOOOOOOONDOOOOOOOOOOO!:grin:
     
    #31 SF3isBack!!, Dec 25, 2013
  12. Codman

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    1. I would give McHale a comfortable spot on the bench and let JVG and RA take control.

    2. I'd give Dwight an extra boost to continue his awesome season. And some Hakeem footwork.

    3. I'd give James the wisdom of knowing when to shoot or make a better pass.

    4. I'd give Chandler a decent contract. You know, something he deserves for his all-around game.

    5. I'd give TJ a sign to wear that says "Don't let me dribble beyond the freethrow line. Ever"

    6. I'd give Jeremy an outside game so he could avoid turning it over in the lane. And Health. Health is always good.

    7. I'd ship DMo off to a new team. Good for all involved.

    8. I'd give Omer the feeling of unity and the desire to *want* to be here.

    9. I'd give Pat Bev his hand back. And, some of that defense we used to love.

    10. I'd give Rockets fans a championship.
     
    #32 Codman, Dec 25, 2013
  13. YoungGods

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOO, Rockets and fans need more Jeremyyyyyyyyy!!!
    Merry Christmas Rockets Fans!!!!:grin:

    [​IMG]
     
    #33 YoungGods, Dec 25, 2013
  14. htwnbandit

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    You're joking right?
     
    #34 htwnbandit, Dec 25, 2013
  15. DraftBoy10

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    I'd take away McHale from them and sneak in Pop.
     
    #35 DraftBoy10, Dec 25, 2013
  16. htwnbandit

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    Jingle Bells, Chandler smells, Harden layed an egg
    The Rocketship got it's ass lit
    as the Pacers blew us out

    Just beat the Spurs and I'll be happy :grin:
     
    #36 htwnbandit, Dec 25, 2013
  17. mr. 13 in 33

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    I'd asked for some wishes and it'd be having McHales Daughter and Mom come back with him for Christmas.
     
    #37 mr. 13 in 33, Dec 25, 2013
  18. jayhow92

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    The Suns' Medical Staff.
     
    #38 jayhow92, Dec 25, 2013
  19. NickKent

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    Health.
     
    #39 NickKent, Dec 25, 2013
  20. k-money

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    I would give mchale a playbook
     
    #40 k-money, Dec 25, 2013
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