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1000 signs you're a Rockets Fanatic (obsessed)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Vengeance, Jan 11, 2001.

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1330. You start this thread backup to show that two other threads have nothing on this one!

#481 Rocketman95, Apr 29, 2003

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1331. you design some custom primers for your pcr reaction and you name them, yao, motay, cat, boki, catomic, and ming.

#482 red, Apr 29, 2003
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1332: The first clothes you buy for your new baby are a Houston Rockets sleeper and warmup outfit.

#483 codell, Apr 29, 2003
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1333. You travel to China with Yao Ming to make sure he bulks up.

1334. When you assign passwords for new users, they are names of Rockets past and present.

1335. You have a Houston Rockets Cell-Phone Cover

1336. You break off a promising new relationship with a hot pr0n star because she's not a Rockets fan

1337. r0ck3t2 r 1337!

1338. You randomly find yourself singing the "Steve and Cat" song by Chance. (happened to me today)

#484 Vengeance, Apr 29, 2003
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1339. You let everyone on the BBS know that the Academy store on 59 near Shepherd (in Houston) has Rockets gear on sale, 30% OFF!! (all houston stores probably have their gear on sale!?)

#485 rockHEAD, Apr 30, 2003
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you cannot bring yourself to lock this thread.

#486 moestavern19, Apr 30, 2003
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1340. You sing the "Yao Ming song" all the time.. only you replace "Yao Ming" with a two sylabel version of your own name..

1341. You consider yourself a Phi Slama Jama alumnis

#487 walls, Apr 30, 2003

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1342. You always refer to the Rockets as WE not anything else.(probably a copy of one of the other 1341 responses)

1343. The idea of new uniforms makes you more nervous than a first date.

1344. Wasn't this only supposed to be 1000 signs?

#488 don grahamleone, Apr 30, 2003
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Has "you drag up threads that are over four months old" been used yet?

#489 A-Train, Apr 30, 2003
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1345. You fight off the urge to hack other team's fansites to put up a carefully crafted page loudly proclaiming that the Rockets Will be World Champions next year.

ATrain...yes it has....#1330

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Originally posted by don grahamleone
Wasn't this only supposed to be 1000 signs?
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yes it was supposed to be a thousand, but we decided somewhere on page 10 or somewhere thereabouts that we should extend it out as much as we could...

so anyone, feel free to add your obsessed Rocket fan entry...

#491 rockHEAD, Apr 30, 2003
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1346 You're pissed at A-Train for referring to this as if its just any other four month old thread.

#492 AstroRocket, Apr 30, 2003
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1347. Your getting pissed that people are forgetting that this list is about Rocket Obsessions not cc.net Obsessions. (96% of us that posted on here have both)

1348. You can imagine yourself being a fanatic even after 30 more seasons of missed playoffs and it makes you even happier to be a fanatic.

1349. You miss Dream, but hated him when we played Toronto simply because he was against us.

#493 don grahamleone, May 1, 2003

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1348. You don't live in Houston but you name one of your children after the city the Rockets are in.

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1349. Hakeem Olajuwon is the greatest man to ever live

#495 HakeemdaDream, May 22, 2003
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1350. You drive 2.5 hours just to go to a "watching party" at a Houston pub.

#496 Drewdog, May 22, 2003
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1351. When this thread comes back up time and time again and everytime it comes up another 100 posts are added

#497 fatman510, May 22, 2003
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1352. You name your cockatiel "Yao" and teach him how to talk like Yao Ming.

1353. You name your cockatiel "Yao" and teach him the Yao Ming song.

#498 Two Sandwiches, May 22, 2003

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1354. You buy a red car because it's "Houston Rocket Red"

#499 Vengeance, May 22, 2003
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1355. You are mad that EddieWasSnubbed named his pet bird "yao" instead of "Eddie". It's as if the namesake means nothing to EWS.

#500 don grahamleone, May 23, 2003

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