I think he missed it earlier when you mentioned you live with five girls. And he thinks you're lucky as hell. He isn't wrong.
To honor the greatest thread ever on a BBS, I say Clutch should re-word the hangout forum description. Where you can discuss big ass gorditas, dating pornstars, etc.
I am going to modify my signature as of today, April 29th, 2003 at 7:22 PM CDST. This is my 1,720th post since January 2002.
For when you get back: Uh, Mayday....how many times did you think about taking it to the rack during your "walk and talk"?
Alright everyone...now that he has left his computer, or so he says, is MacBeth making all of this up or not?
He's either telling the truth or he is the greatest liar in the world. The whole thing is WAY too in-depth for this to be a lie. FWIW, I believe him.
In a way, I'd like to believe that it is a made up story, because everytime I read this thread I am reminded of how relatively boring my own life is...and yet...I cannot turn away. But I'm with Lynus, waaay too much detail for this all to be made up.
What do you mean lying? Aren't we all jaw-droppingly handsome, live with five girls, get hit on by p*rn stars, and leave such an impression that we're still remembered six months later, all the time? Hey, if someone in person said this to me, I'd laugh in his face. But since this is on the BBS, I'll go with it, and live vicariously through our resident stud. In a way I believe him, although it takes a bit of abandonment of 26 yrs of stark realism.
Why would he make this up? In an attempt to impress a bunch of people he's never met? So that he can come back in a couple of days, laugh, and say he made it up? I don't understand why he would make it up. Personally, I agree with Lynus. Either way though, this is the most entertaining thread I've read in a while.
Macbeth, I mean this with all sincerity...if this would hinder your goal of tenure, then it is simply not worth it. There are plenty of gorgeous women who do not have sex for money in the world. I would stay away from Miss p*rn Star, it might be worth hitting once, but trust me, she will turn into a bunny boiler. Back....I said BACK !! DD
I'll never know, but I have a feeling that "hitting" a pornstar once is like trying to eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Dude, maybe you're not getting it: MacBeth gets to nail a PornStar. Nailing pornstars, living with 5 chicks, and apparently just being the luckiest b*stard in the world. Damn, I wish I had this guys problems. And I'd do it. Tenure be damned.
