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Would You Date a Pornstar?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by MacBeth, Apr 28, 2003.

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  1. Typo19

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    I was going to guess Kira Kener before JAG narrowed it down to those three.

    If I had to rank them, It would have to be Tera, Kobe, then Kira. But they are all fantastic looking women.



    In response to your question JAG, yes I would date a pornstar. In fact, it's been a dream of mine since the 9th grade. ;)

    Lucky guy.

    If things don't work out, give her my phone # or vice versa. Or maybe we could go on a double with one of her friends. Devon, Tabitha Stevens... etc.
     
  2. Earl Cureton

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    even johnheath is jealous. way to win everyone over, Mac, and let p*rn unite us all, something the Rockets have failed to do for so long.


    p.s.-can rockhead pull out that pic where everyone is at some kind of camping trip and they all say "i'd hit it" except for one chic who says "i'd only hit it a little bit"? would fit this thread like a glove.
     
  3. Playercentral

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    "Family business" if you have not watched this I highly suggest you do.

    This guy is a god in my book

    Seymore butts, his kids mom is Taylor hayes
     
  4. Oski2005

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    I saw this guy on Conan. What is "Family Business," a documentary or something?
     
  5. Kim

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    This thread is ten times better than MacBeth's thread against those against the war thread. For what it's worth, I don't think tenure will be an issue, unless you'll end up as a couple and you bring her to all the faculty functions..then that's a can of worms man.

    And then there's that whole thing about all of her experience and the 12" men she's had...but then there's also the benefits of: she's hot, she does p*rn (imagine the possibilities: positions, moves, friends..OMG-that's every man's dream).

    Personally, I'd date one, but to go further than that, you really got to be sure of how much you like her and not it be about fascination with what she is.

    And RIET ,

    WTF man? I clicked your ebay link and it took 10 minutes to go through all those adult verification procedures. Now what have you and your girl been buying online?:eek:
    :D
     
  6. Playercentral

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    Oski2005 family business is a series that is on showtime that covers the daily life of p*rn director Seymore Butts.

    His mom handles his business affairs and his cousin basically does all the dirty work to bill collecting and doing favors for Seymore.
    It is a riot and it is very good
    It comes on showtime after Penn and Tellers Bullshiiit.

    They do not beat around the bush when it comes to covering this guys life no stone is left unturned.:D

    Thumbs up!
     
  7. Lil

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    All i can say is that if you had to choose one, go with the Taiwanese! If Kobe Tai is really born in Taipei, Taiwan, that's going to say a whole lot of positive things about her.

    1) probably college-educated, with college-educated parents, siblings, and friends
    2) probably pretty wealthy
    3) probably rather cultured, well-traveled, and well-read
    4) probably extremely politically aware
    5) probably more cosmopolitan and open-minded
    6) probably pretty good-natured
    7) probably quite humble but focused, like the Dream! You won't know she's all that, until she explodes and dunks it in your face! :D

    Taiwanese all the way! So maybe i'm biased, but hey it's your call... ;)
     
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    double post
     
  9. arno_ed

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    i woudn't want a relationship with a pornstar. i want her for me only, not for other man who can watch her having sex. I think i can't deal with a girlfriend who is a pornstar, i wil be to jealous. But if you are single you can always have a drink with her.
     
  10. a la rockets

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    I'm with HtownHero on this one.Stop giving too much info abot the girl!
    Just kick back and enjoy the ride(no allusions intended),No matter what job she does!
    Man I respect even more thatnks to this thread:
    1.U have the occasion to date a georgious girl who from what u said doesn't seem shallow
    2.in 4 days,u wrote 2 incredible threads.
    3.(most importatn of all) U made Johnheat jealous!

    Man,u're my hero!:D




    ALA
     
  11. Free Agent

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    All I know is once you get tight with Tera you get us all free access to her website. Don't you think that's the least you can do?
     
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    Some people might not be proud of that. If someone told me they were getting it on with a really hot p*rn star, I would say "yeah, well 10 other guys are too..........with the same girl you are".

    No biggie. :)
     
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    Nevermind, I'm an idiot.
     
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    Now if this doesn't give you a boost in rating for 'the most respectable member in the bbs' I don't know what will!:D



    ALA
     
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    Taken from the FAQ on her website:

    What are your likes and dislikes?
    Tera Patrick: I like bad men, good men, all men but especially confident men. I'm not very fond of bad hygiene, dirty shoes and small penises.

    Would you or have you ever dated a fan?
    Tera Patrick: I would consider it. I have not dated a fan yet but if you send me your photo and your phone number, I just might surprise you!

    What would you consider as a perfect boyfriend?
    Tera Patrick: A man that is confident, smart, articulate, rough in a sexy way, sexy in a rough way, dangerous in a sweet way and sweet in a dangerous way. He'd have to be very secure and very sexually uninhibited.

    LOL
     
  16. coma

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    When a p*rn star determines whether or not a penis is small, you have to take into consideration she's been with Lex Steele.
     
  17. Manny Ramirez

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    JAG,

    If you do anything with this thread, I hope you read this post and really take it to heart.

    Although I don't know you, I feel that you are someone with deep convictions, intelligent, and a guy that has a magnetic personality.

    You follow your heart on this and do what you think is the right thing; however, realize that regardless of what some people might think, it is not the end of the world if you decide not to see this woman or even it is not the end of the world if you don't get "poontang" from her.

    Because I feel that JAG, one day, will make some lucky lady very happy and satisfied.

    Yes, it is true, that you have been given an unbelievably lucky chance here, but all I am saying is that there is someone out there for you (maybe it is even this p*rn star) and it is not the end of the world if you never see this woman again.

    Also, don't feel like you are a loser if it doesn't work out. I know a lot of guys are giving you props (and deservedly so) but they should be giving you props for your views and convictions not because you got a lucky break with an incredibly hot woman. Oh well, I know that opinion is not a popular one, but I wanted to say it for what it was worth.

    Oh yeah, I am envious of you but at the same time, I would feel torn on what to do. Sure, the libidio (sp?) is crying out, but it goes back to your values and ethics. And for at least me and it sounds like with you, as well, that is something that is incredibly hard to wrestle with.

    At any rate, good luck on whatever you decide to do with this situation.
     
  18. DCkid

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    Forget all that...just HIT that ****!
    *high-five*

    kidding. Good post Manny. That would be the same advice I'd give.
     
  19. rocketfan83

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    If you can get one of these three ladies than chances are you could get a extremely hot lady w/o the baggage
    I would date a pornstar but a serious relationship? heck no... if you go for it just dont get attached if she cant make a "real" commitment than why should you? Its defintely a once in a life time opportunity so you gotta consider it,,good luck
     
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    JERRY: Kramer, are you still on this? I've seen gymnasts. I know what they do. It's not going to make any difference.

    KRAMER: Jerry, what is your problem?

    JERRY: Kramer, y'know, guys like you, with no conscience, don't know what it's like for guys like me. I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider people's feelings.

    KRAMER: All right, Jerry--are you familiar with the Kama Sutra?

    JERRY: No.

    KRAMER: Tantric yoga?

    JERRY: No.

    KRAMER: Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of!

    JERRY: Boy, you can really talk some trash. (to George) I guess that's better than eating it.

    KRAMER: All right, all right, why don't we just watch the tape? (starts playback)

    JERRY: All right.

    GEORGE: Did you pass your stone yet?

    KRAMER: Not yet. But the suspense is killing me.

    JERRY: (pointing at TV) Hey, that's her!

    KRAMER: Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that's her. (feminine grunts and sighs can be heard as they watch the tape) Look at the height, Jerry, the extension! Now watch the tuck. Handstand, half-turn, giant into a straddle, back into another handstand. Nice kip. Reverse hecht. Oh, nice leg extension, good form! Now, here comes the big dismount. Look at the rotation, full in, double back, and she sticks the landing! (gets up to leave as George and Jerry continue to watch, mouths agape) Perhaps you'd like to keep the tape? (silence) Well, I'll take that as a yes.
     
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