what is with all these tips threads???? Give me tips on how to be a cashier Give me tips on how to go to a basketball game live give me tips on what to do with my dingleberrys after i turd is coming i feel it
don't be one of those people who just stays on their phone the entire game or takes pics the entire game.
Buy two 40's and show up early. Get trashed in the parking garage. Saves money on drinks. Other than that, enjoy. Ushers can help you find your way around the arena if you aren't familiar with the layout.
If you like and understand bazkitballz, you are not the most noob in the stadium! Just don't be a drunk ass, no one likes that person. Most importantly have fun!
For dingleberries I suggest AT LEAST a double ply TP. Drink 3-4 NOZ energy drinks and unload. A successful dump will cause massive swearing and sweating so I recommend you wear a heart rate monitor and several sweat bands. If you use an entire roll of TP you did it correct.
game was sick lol i sat next to 4 other rockets fans and afterwards i snuck into toney douglas' post game chalk talk and parsons waved back to me!
omg!!!! parsons waved at you, OMG OMG OMG, did he blow you a kiss??? you're a fairy no guy over the age of 13 should ever be excited about a grown man waving at him options to not be such a fairy 1.grow a pair of nuts 2.get laid
Steve Urkel sexed up your sister good. I read somewhere that Urkel gave Laura the accordion distortion according to TGIF digest.
that was over the top????? you have a grown man with a raging boner about how he snuck in to a presser of a scrub backup point guard then a chandler parsons, yes second round pick chandler parsons waved at him and he's bragging about it like it's something to remember for the rest of his life
Make every effort to show up before the time on the ticket: which you should take with you. If you'd like to recount it to others later, stay seated: as this is the best place in the arena from which you will be able to observe the featured activities.
It's a tradition dating back to the championship years to run out on the court during time outs -- have fun!
My main tip. Is come to the Bulls game. Because I will be there with Kam and Dave2000 And finalsbound And 00rocketsgirl And Miguel And enrique And the dude who calls himself Clutch And. And. RickSmith
Try not to cuss in front of the elderly. It's extremely hard when their sitting right behind you through.
